Major Cunt Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 20 hours ago, King Billy said: You’ll never look back. He normally doesn't unless he's checking for store detectives whilst shoplifting white spirit's. When it comes to procuring alcohol Drew's as cunning as a Afghan warlord after a new tea boy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Major Cunt said: He normally doesn't unless he's checking for store detectives whilst shoplifting white spirit's. When it comes to procuring alcohol Drew's as cunning as a Afghan warlord after a new tea boy. It's a shame that The Judge isn't that stealthy. I can picture him now, drunkenly swerving the scooter down the One-Stop beers, wines and spirits aisle, knocking over old dears and plinths of Dubonnet on his way to the Spesh. Next thing you know he's wailing like a member of his tribe at The Wall, shit running down his cankles as the realisation hits him that the discounted 5kg bags of pork scratchings aren't kosher. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's a shame that The Judge isn't that stealthy. I can picture him now, drunkenly swerving the scooter down the One-Stop beers, wines and spirits aisle, knocking over old dears and plinths of Dubonnet on his way to the Spesh. Next thing you know he's wailing like a member of his tribe at The Wall, shit running down his cankles as the realisation hits him that the discounted 5kg bags of pork scratchings aren't kosher. Now that's just cracked me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: It's a shame that The Judge isn't that stealthy. I can picture him now, drunkenly swerving the scooter down the One-Stop beers, wines and spirits aisle, knocking over old dears and plinths of Dubonnet on his way to the Spesh. Next thing you know he's wailing like a member of his tribe at The Wall, shit running down his cankles as the realisation hits him that the discounted 5kg bags of pork scratchings aren't kosher. Did you give him cankles first or is that influenced by me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: Did you give him cankles first or is that influenced by me? Is it foot cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is it foot cancer? It's where the leg is so fat that the calf and the ankle merge into one blubbery mass spilling over the top of the foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Did you give him cankles first or is that influenced by me? It was inspired by the time he was on a Remploy work experience gig at my gaff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 35 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It's where the leg is so fat that the calf and the ankle merge into one blubbery mass spilling over the top of the foot. Nothing a nice pair of Ugg boots can’t hide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2022 Report Share Posted May 6, 2022 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: It's where the leg is so fat that the calf and the ankle merge into one blubbery mass spilling over the top of the foot. Oh. That Ratcum gets excited by those. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 He’s at it again. Wiping the floor with everyone and pissing off Barry Hearn in every post match interview… ”Ronnie, what advice do you have for young players who may be overwhelmed or intimidated by facing someone like you?” ”Well, I’m not here to give advice, and I wouldn’t know.. it never bothered me. I was never nervous or intimidated by players or venues. You’ve either got it or you haven’t.” ”errr, well, which players from the current crop have got that special something?” ”None of ‘em. Some have patches of it but there isn’t another Steven Hendry or John Higgins out there.” The cunt’s going to win the triple crown this season and then announce that he’s been playing shit and everyone else needs to up their game. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s at it again. Wiping the floor with everyone and pissing off Barry Hearn in every post match interview… ”Ronnie, what advice do you have for young players who may be overwhelmed or intimidated by facing someone like you?” ”Well, I’m not here to give advice, and I wouldn’t know.. it never bothered me. I was never nervous or intimidated by players or venues. You’ve either got it or you haven’t.” ”errr, well, which players from the current crop have got that special something?” ”None of ‘em. Some have patches of it but there isn’t another Steven Hendry or John Higgins out there.” The cunt’s going to win the triple crown this season and then announce that he’s been playing shit and everyone else needs to up their game. Trouble is Eric, he's probably right. Far as I'm concerned, the glory days of snooker died when they all stopped chain-smoking, and switched from a table full of pints and double vodkas to little plastic bottles of Evian. The new breed of health freaks can fuck right off back to their lifestyle gurus, bring back the Werbeniuks and Alex Higginses with their fog of smoke and clatter of whisky glass on teeth. 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 On 16/11/2022 at 17:51, Eric Cuntman said: The cunt’s going to win the triple crown this season and then announce that he’s been playing shit and everyone else needs to up their game. He's on his way out of this one, unless he suddenly sparks into life. Ding Junhui looks like whitewashing him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 15 minutes ago, scotty said: He's on his way out of this one, unless he suddenly sparks into life. Ding Junhui looks like whitewashing him. Ding is his best friend and Ronnie feels sorry for him because he’s got no confidence. I predicted this would happen last night when I saw the draw. Hendry knows exactly what he’s done, but he’s not allowed to say anything. It’s typical O’Sullivan. Wanted to give his friend a boost. Guaranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 I’m only watching this final because ‘sexy-specs’ Desislava is refereeing. Gorgeous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’m only watching this final because ‘sexy-specs’ Desislava is refereeing. Gorgeous. She or anyone else wouldn’t need specs to see how shit Mark Allen is playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: She or anyone else wouldn’t need specs to see how shit Mark Allen is playing. Shite isn’t he. Probably relapsed and went on the piss last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shite isn’t he. Probably relapsed and went on the piss last night. I’ve just put the snooker on and I’d like to retract my previous post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve just put the snooker on and I’d like to retract my previous post. He had 3 hours between sessions to sleeps it off. Ding will start crumbling now he’s under pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shite isn’t he. Probably relapsed and went on the piss last night. I doubt it Eric. It’s a well known fact that the N Irish don’t partake of alcoholic beverages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 On 05/05/2022 at 21:08, Decimus said: It's a shame that The Judge isn't that stealthy. I can picture him now, drunkenly swerving the scooter down the One-Stop beers, wines and spirits aisle, knocking over old dears and plinths of Dubonnet on his way to the Spesh. Next thing you know he's wailing like a member of his tribe at The Wall, shit running down his cankles as the realisation hits him that the discounted 5kg bags of pork scratchings aren't kosher. Sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 23:09, Eric Cuntman said: Ding is his best friend and Ronnie feels sorry for him because he’s got no confidence. I predicted this would happen last night when I saw the draw. Hendry knows exactly what he’s done, but he’s not allowed to say anything. It’s typical O’Sullivan. Wanted to give his friend a boost. Guaranteed. I’ve not seen much table time from down here Eric, but I have seen a couple of clips of Ronnie in his post match interviews. I think it’s safe to say all is not well in the Kingdom of Ron; that manic pressure of speech thing is back, coupled with a weird and unattractive arrogance which doesn’t suit him. I hope Steve Peters can get him back on track before the Crucible, or I sense he’ll be cooked in round one, if he even turns up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 9 hours ago, King Billy said: She or anyone else wouldn’t need specs to see how shit Mark Allen is playing. One can only surmise Bill that Mr Allen reads these pages and received this kick up the arse he so desperately required. I think you can safely claim the credit for his late sprint over the finishing line. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Sad 🎣 six months later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: Sad Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’ve not seen much table time from down here Eric, but I have seen a couple of clips of Ronnie in his post match interviews. I think it’s safe to say all is not well in the Kingdom of Ron; that manic pressure of speech thing is back, coupled with a weird and unattractive arrogance which doesn’t suit him. I hope Steve Peters can get him back on track before the Crucible, or I sense he’ll be cooked in round one, if he even turns up. He won the Champion of Champions tournament just 2 weeks ago, defeating Judd Trump in the final. Only the winners of the ranking tournaments last season qualify for it, so I wouldn’t read too much into Dings victory the other day. 46 years old, 30 years since turning pro, world ranked No.1, current World Champion and bookies favourite at the start of every tournament he enters is unprecedented and he’ll be sorely missed when he packs it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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