Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 On 02/12/2015, 13:35:42, camberwell gypsy said: When I did my tour of duty in A&E the sights I saw would have turned me to drink. Luckily I was already drinking so it didn't. Most alkys and (functioning) druggies I know are all doctors and nurses.... fuck knows I couldnt do their job sober... On 02/12/2015, 15:00:53, camberwell gypsy said: My neighbour fell into a dishwasher. I got a knock on the door to find his wife in hysterics. I followed her in to the kitchen to find the soppy cunt on the floor with a carving knife stuck in his throat. I told him not to pull it out as this was the reason why he wasn't bleeding out. What does hw do? Fucking pulls it out so I'm now in the way of a fountain of blood. I yell at his screaming daughter to phone 999 and I tilt his head forward to plug the hole in his jugular. luckily he survived. The silly cunt had been loading the dishwasher and had the cutlery upside down. He slips/ trips and bosh! Falls forward on the cutlery. The bastards never bought me a new dress to replace the one soppy twat ruined with his claret. Next time she knocks I'll pretend I'm not in Next time, present them with an Invoice, to be paid in advance... non-refundable.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 On 2 December 2015 at 15:00:53, camberwell gypsy said: My neighbour fell into a dishwasher. I got a knock on the door to find his wife in hysterics. I followed her in to the kitchen to find the soppy cunt on the floor with a carving knife stuck in his throat. I told him not to pull it out as this was the reason why he wasn't bleeding out. What does hw do? Fucking pulls it out so I'm now in the way of a fountain of blood. I yell at his screaming daughter to phone 999 and I tilt his head forward to plug the hole in his jugular. luckily he survived. The silly cunt had been loading the dishwasher and had the cutlery upside down. He slips/ trips and bosh! Falls forward on the cutlery. The bastards never bought me a new dress to replace the one soppy twat ruined with his claret. Next time she knocks I'll pretend I'm not in That sort of thing happens to me all the fucking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: That sort of thing happens to me all the fucking time. Nah wot Ah mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 It appears Mr Shy was on tv on Monday where he traced his Latvian granddad's history. Turns out old granddad fought for the Latvian branch of the SS in world war two. Oops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Dear BBC, points of view or even Jim, Can you please fix it for me and the rest of humankind for a wall of death to actually lead to death of the gormless fucking yorkshire participant. Thanks muchly, Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Dear BBC, points of view or even Jim, Can you please fix it for me and the rest of humankind for a wall of death to actually lead to death of the gormless fucking yorkshire participant. Thanks muchly, Drew. His death will lead to a lot of publicity. The poor, shy, retiring cunt, it's not what he would want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 10 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Dear BBC, points of view or even Jim, Can you please fix it for me and the rest of humankind for a wall of death to actually lead to death of the gormless fucking yorkshire participant. Thanks muchly, Drew. Lincolnshire. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 19 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Dear BBC, points of view or even Jim, Can you please fix it for me and the rest of humankind for a wall of death to actually lead to death of the gormless fucking yorkshire participant. Thanks muchly, Drew. I liked this as I automatically assumed you were referencing our very own gormless northern cunt. Thinking about it rationally though, severe autism usually leads to a lack of coordination, so I very much doubt that Ding could tackle a wall of death, even on his specially modified tricycle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 18 hours ago, Decimus said: I liked this as I automatically assumed you were referencing our very own gormless northern cunt. Thinking about it rationally though, severe autism usually leads to a lack of coordination, so I very much doubt that Ding could tackle a wall of death, even on his specially modified tricycle. How original. Have you thought of writing "youth TV dramas" for the BBC? No Savillry allowed though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Is this bloke homosexual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, cuntspotter said: Is this bloke homosexual? We'll never know, he hates the publicity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 The Fred West looking cunt has yet another tv show, i said another tv show out, autistic bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: The Fred West looking cunt has yet another tv show, i said another tv show out, autistic bellend. Did you know his father was an eagle? Pointy faced cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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