White Cunt Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Fooking hell.. is it only me who sticks to 1 ID on here or what?Should be renamed "Schizophrenic Cunts Corner"...Me too. Perhaps we should develop some alter ego too. Can I be Uncle Sam 2? From California, driving a Hummer, living in a mansion with a pool and several tarts, running my own cult. It would directly compete with Punkape's fantasy island and spice up the usual drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Me too. Perhaps we should develop some alter ego too. Can I be Uncle Sam 2? From California, driving a Hummer, living in a mansion with a pool and several tarts, running my own cult. It would directly compete with Punkape's fantasy island and spice up the usual drivel.No.. hummers are for cunts.. oh... hang on... go on then...I'll have the private island off the south coast of France where I can run my "import and export" empire from... with jet boats and stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 ..and helicopters.... and a private sub.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Fooking hell.. is it only me who sticks to 1 ID on here or what?Should be renamed "Schizophrenic Cunts Corner"...I prefer 'take that' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Fooking hell.. is it only me who sticks to 1 ID on here or what?Should be renamed "Schizophrenic Cunts Corner"...Sit me by the window Norman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Without those discount parapets Punkape would starve.So would I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 So once again, a nom with potential has been hijacked by all manner of cuntery fuck buggery bollocking techno wank-cum-fingerpointing and I for one, am fed up to the back teeth with this kind of excreta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm on my I phone. Does it have an address ? Who cares !Do you work in Tescos? No, would you like fries with that sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 No, would you like fries with that sir?IT'S FUCKING CHIPS YOU CUNT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 IT'S FUCKING CHIPS YOU CUNT!Ok... Would you like chips with that you cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 Ok... Would you like chips with that you cunt?Yes please.... got any scraps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Again I would stress to you that I have not posted under any name other than Punkape.I travel extensively around the UK with various interests revolving around business and pleasure and I've posted from a variety of places.I'm not interested in posting as someone else or the silly processes by which people do.i know bugger all about the processes nor care.i suggest you look at how you've come to your conclusions a little closer. And I suggest you wire your maggot catholic cock up to the mains electric supply and smear yourself in conductive jelly. And if you can't manage that because it involves multi tasking, and you're incapable of that because you're a primitive fucking simpleton, why don't you just slit your wrists with the paper edge of a Labour campaign leaflet and do us all a favour . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Again I would stress to you that I have not posted under any name other than Punkape.I travel extensively around the UK with various interests revolving around business and pleasure and I've posted from a variety of places.I'm not interested in posting as someone else or the silly processes by which people do.i know bugger all about the processes nor care.i suggest you look at how you've come to your conclusions a little closer. But not from Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) But not from Cheshire.Oh dear Punky-Bottington Chuffer, you're not northern royalty after all. I suspect you're actually in a bedsit in Rhyl, wanking off furiously over pictures of Alderley Edge and Prestbury whilst wearing a monocle you got in a Christmas cracker at the local soup kitchen. Edited May 21, 2015 by Decimus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Oh dear Punky-Bottington Chuffer, you're not northern royalty after all. I suspect you're actually in a bedsit in Rhyl, wanking off furiously over pictures of Alderley Edge and Prestbury whilst wearing a monocle you got in a Christmas cracker at the local soup kitchen.Ohhh nasty, but I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Oh dear Punky-Bottington Chuffer, you're not northern royalty after all. I suspect you're actually in a bedsit in Rhyl, wanking off furiously over pictures of Alderley Edge and Prestbury whilst wearing a monocle you got in a Christmas cracker at the local soup kitchen.Say it ain't so! I'm rapidly losing my faith in humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Oh dear Punky-Bottington Chuffer, you're not northern royalty after all. I suspect you're actually in a bedsit in Rhyl, wanking off furiously over pictures of Alderley Edge and Prestbury whilst wearing a monocle you got in a Christmas cracker at the local soup kitchen.I'm sure he also performs autoerotic asphyxiation with a Range Rover fan belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I'm sure he also performs autoerotic asphyxiation with a Range Rover fan belt.In that case I live in hope that in the very near future he pulls a Carradine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Again I would stress to you that I have not posted under any name other than Punkape.I travel extensively around the UK with various interests revolving around business and pleasure and I've posted from a variety of places.I'm not interested in posting as someone else or the silly processes by which people do.i know bugger all about the processes nor care.i suggest you look at how you've come to your conclusions a little closer. The rain is Spain falls mainly in the plain. Silly sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Say it ain't so! I'm rapidly losing my faith in humanity.I've read the rules and I've read the rules. I missed you so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I've read the rules and I've read the rules. I missed you so... Fuck me, it's Lazarus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I've read the rules and I've read the rules. I missed you so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Fuck me pink. How the fuck did you sneak up from the dungeon? How's business?I had to buy my way back in, Proper... the usual. I stopped drinking over a month ago. I can't think of anythnig to say. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I had to buy my way back in, Proper... the usual. I stopped drinking over a month ago. I can't think of anythnig to say. Shit.Welcome home you cunt, at least occasionally you can come up with an educated diatribe, just occasionally, but that's still vastly more than the Fantasy Land Rover Tailpipe Shagger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I had to buy my way back in, Proper... the usual. I stopped drinking over a month ago. I can't think of anythnig to say. Shit.Hello Frank. Before the serious arselicking and cocksucking begins can i just say.......go and hang yourself you wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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