Witheredscrote Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Not if they're in the EU, apparently. Lol. Anyway, forget this shit, and tell me what happened to Manky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Just listening to some cunt on the BBC news, that many of these boat riders are Doctors, Dentists and Nurses. So, according to this gobshite, our NHS shortage has been sorted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Lol. Anyway, forget this shit, and tell me what happened to Manky. When the Royal Russet Potato Fusiliers (1st battalion) was amalgamated with the Remploy Home Economics Squadron, he couldn't handle the shame. Last I heard he was still floating face down in the Manchester Ship Canal, with a self inflicted spud-gun wound to his left temple. I didn't shed any tears for him yesterday, but I did have a portion of chips from Doggers Plaice in memoriam. Lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Manky is serving 10 years for an undisclosed offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 7 hours ago, Sid said: Back to topic you need to look at this cunt Enver Solomon .. head of the Refugee Council .. another highly paid twat "working" in the "charity" sector. There is such a thing as a refugee but this is one cunt profitting from trying to extend the definition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just listening to some cunt on the BBC news, that many of these boat riders are Doctors, Dentists and Nurses. So, according to this gobshite, our NHS shortage has been sorted. And the sad thing is that most of the bleeding heart leftoid halfwits will totally believe it, overcome with joy that these poor doctors, nurses and dentists have had to risk their lives in dinghy’s to flee a life of persecution and torture at the hands of the Albanian government who are renowned for their hatred of highly trained medical professionals. I’ve heard that some of these brave souls have even had to retrain as drug dealers, pimps and paid hitmen just to support their families, who’ve bravely stayed back in Tirana to tend to the family cannabis farms. God bless them all. They’re right up there with the Ukranians imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 22 hours ago, scotty said: On the beach in Spain, my bird said "I wonder how old those palm trees are." The chemistry’s still there then scotty. You’re a very lucky man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 On 14/11/2022 at 07:45, Witheredscrote said: If two bananas live together, is it natural to assume they're bent? It’s natural to assume that at least one of them is shoved up your arse whilst you fuck the living daylights out of one of your poor flock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 On 19/05/2015 at 15:26, cuntspotter said: I like French cheese. There are many cheeses I like, quite a lot of them French, but nothing can equal an intense, strong, crumbly British mature cheddar. I bet the French are enraged with jealousy they never created it, cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 33 minutes ago, Wolfie said: There are many cheeses I like, quite a lot of them French, but nothing can equal an intense, strong, crumbly British mature cheddar. I bet the French are enraged with jealousy they never created it, cunts. But the French did create it. Look in any Carrefour. It's under the name 'Le Smegma Fort' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: But the French did create it. Look in any Carrefour. It's under the name 'Le Smegma Fort' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 11 hours ago, Wolfie said: There are many cheeses I like, quite a lot of them French, but nothing can equal an intense, strong, crumbly British mature cheddar. I bet the French are enraged with jealousy they never created it, cunts. Clearly you have never had blue cheshire you old puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 11 hours ago, Wolfie said: There are many cheeses I like, quite a lot of them French, but nothing can equal an intense, strong, crumbly British mature cheddar. I bet the French are enraged with jealousy they never created it, cunts. Our cheese is far superior to theirs. That ‘Stinking Bishop’ is excellent. You can open it, eat some then put it in a lead lined box inside fifty ziploc bags and when you open the fridge the following day the kitchen immediately stinks of stale farts. Superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 15 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Clearly you have never had blue cheshire you old puff. Most naturally born men, used to having a penis, seldom grow their own blue cheese, Pen. I’m aware that it is a relatively new one that you have, but you’re gonna have to up your game in the ‘under foreskin hygiene’ department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 25 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Most naturally born men, used to having a penis, seldom grow their own blue cheese, Pen. I’m aware that it is a relatively new one that you have, but you’re gonna have to up your game in the ‘under foreskin hygiene’ department. You grew a bit fat stupid mouth though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Most naturally born men, used to having a penis, seldom grow their own blue cheese, Pen. I’m aware that it is a relatively new one that you have, but you’re gonna have to up your game in the ‘under foreskin hygiene’ department. Good fucking god man, imagine the yield of cheese that could be grown under pens tarpaulin sized foreskin? He-She could put Dairylea dunkers out of business in a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 46 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good fucking god man, imagine the yield of cheese that could be grown under pens tarpaulin sized foreskin? He-She could put Dairylea dunkers out of business in a week. The Shim should change its name yet again to ‘Cheddar George!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 19, 2022 Report Share Posted November 19, 2022 23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good fucking god man, imagine the yield of cheese that could be grown under pens tarpaulin sized foreskin? He-She could put Dairylea dunkers out of business in a week. Is this from your own personal experience Harold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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