Guest MikeD Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 'Heard this song and fell in love with it.' 'Falling in love with this new car I've bought.'Is it just me (probably) or can these cunts kindly go and fuck themselves, the overreacting half-wit bastards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 I just fell completely in love with this nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Equally as annoying is "I'm obsessed with".If you're obsessed with your new oven, perhaps you should go see your GP you fucking nutty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 i feel in love with big tits and beer, as i have got older and many pints later i have developed my own big tits which i am not so fond of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Just as bad as the cunts who "can't live without........." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 i feel in love with big tits and beer, as i have got older and many pints later i have developed my own big tits which i am not so fond of.Ever though of tassles Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 I got no emotions for anybody else, you better understand I'm in love with myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Ever though of tassles Eddie?mmmmm not until now i hadn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 Ever though of tassles Eddie?Clamps may be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 mmmmm not until now i hadn'tEddie Eddie Eddie, remember Weston Super Mer er er er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 And those cunts who say "this is life-changing" every five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 And those cunts who say "this is life-changing" every five minutes."I literally...."No you didn't, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 There is the old chestnut where people start with "to say/tell the truth, blah de blah", so you usually lie then is that it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 "At the end of the day...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 "Do you know what I mean"? After every other sentence freezes my piss. "Do you get what I'm saying" is another one. Like Im some sort of thick tart who gives a fuck what they mean anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 "Tell me about it." I just did you stupid cunt. Are you fucking deaf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 The most useless nondescript "basically ...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 The salesman whom calls you buddy at the end of the call makes the voices in my head urge me to burn things again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 The salesman whom calls you buddy at the end of the call makes the voices in my head urge me to burn things again. Cunts who say "whom", whether it's called for or not or - indeed - even just a typo. I'm "on a mission" to eradicate that sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 "At the end of the day...."A good friend of mine uses that plus all the other crap, which he incorporates into every sentence. As he is a very genuine and nice man, and a good friend, I simply put up with it. I do make sure though that we sit in the corner away from other people at the pub, to save them the pain. My main worry now is, as he is getting on, his hearing is not so sharp and we may have to look for a more secluded location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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