Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Please don't act like I've committed some unforgivable moral transgression when I tell you that our company doesn't accept Amex. Most vendors, in most industries, don't accept it. So please don't pretend I'm the first person whose ever told you "Sorry, we can't take that form of payment, you pretentious cunt".Your life must be one miserable occasion after another where you are forced to put that worthless bit of shit back in your wallet and pull out a Visa.You're not part of some "exclusive club" either, just to get this straight. Any old cunt with a shocking credit rating who splurges their money on SkyTV rather than adequately clothing their child can achieve "Gold" and "Premier" card status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Platinum is the new black. Or is it the other way round? Not that anyone gives a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Ah but can you still use it to jemmy door latches? If you can then its more then welcome in my purse! Never leave home without it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Beat me to it Monica!Or when trying to smuggle a kilo of grade one hash out of Istanbul, to be confronted by Turkish Dibble, demanding a bribe:"Midnight Express?""That'll do nicely!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Ah but can you still use it to jemmy door latches? If you can then its more then welcome in my purse! Never leave home without itThe reason being Gyps is that you often forget your house keys.Yes,yes I do believe that is the reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 The reason being Gyps is that you often forget your house keys.Yes,yes I do believe that is the reason.Caravan doors are much easier to open with a card... failing that the windows pry open with a wooden peg split in two even easier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) The reason being Gyps is that you often forget your house keys.Yes,yes I do believe that is the reason. Edited May 7, 2015 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Beat me to it Monica!Or when trying to smuggle a kilo of grade one hash out of Istanbul, to be confronted by Turkish Dibble, demanding a bribe:"Midnight Express?""That'll do nicely!"Earnie Marples did a runner from the UK on the midnight express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 Earnie Marples did a runner from the UK on the midnight express.Gladys Knight left on the midnight train to Georgia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 American express will never be popular in the UK, the merchant service charges are extortionate. Greedy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 I have had an AMEX card since1985. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 I have had an AMEX card since1985.Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 punkape would not chop up his cocaine with any other card ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 punkape would not chop up his cocaine with any other card !I thought he used his HSBC one to do that with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 I thought he used his HSBC one to do that with.it was his pound saver membership card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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