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The Queen to be mothballed


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Yes this is true, if the tories win the next election (and it is probable that they will) savage cuts will need to be made from the welfare budget and a saving of £500,000,000 a year will be made by placing the Queen in mothballs until the economy recovers (likely to be in the third quarter of 2142) when the 40th Commonwealth Games are held on Uranus.

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Yes this is true, if the tories win the next election (and it is probable that they will) savage cuts will need to be made from the welfare budget and a saving of £500,000,000 a year will be made by placing the Queen in mothballs until the economy recovers (likely to be in the third quarter of 2142) when the 40th Commonwealth Games are held on Uranus.

I'm sure the punkape will have something to say about this treacherous nom from his padded cell.

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I'm sure the punkape will have something to say about this treacherous nom from his padded cell.

​He seems to be quiet at the moment .. has his Range Rover broken down?

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