Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 (edited) Anyone who opts for Chinese food instead of Thai, Indian, Lebanese, or any other cuisine for that matter, is a fucking imbecile with the palette of a 5 year old child with ADHD. And before some smug, worldly cunt chimes in with some inane comment such as, "Actually, authentic Chinese food from a street market in Shenzhen was one of the best meals I've ever had, it's nothing like the tosh they serve here in the UK", I don't want to hear about your flash-packing trip around the far-east unless it ends up with you waking up balls deep in a Thai lady boy. I'm talking about the kind of shitty grub the populace of this country spends their money on up and down the UK every week. I can just imagine Keith, and other cretins of his calibre, tucking into a disgusting variety of gooey, greasy, processed, deep-fried, battered, flavourless, MSG-infused slop every Friday night, before they settle down to staring at NetFlix and legally ambiguous pornography on television and computer screens simultaneously for the rest of the weekend.I'm pretty sure the patrons of Chinese establishments would chose to do away with the process of selecting and ordering from a menu if they could, preferring to just eat everything from one giant buffet-style cattle trough, with soup ladles for cutlery. Fucking animals. Edited April 21, 2015 by bill_stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Do you want fries with that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Do you want fries with that..... YOU CUNT. That phrase should also be in the annoying Americanisms thread. Don't even get me started on the cunts who go into a Chinese and order fish and chips, or go into a pub and order an Indian. Or even worse, the kind of people who frequent all you can eat "restaurants" which sell a combination of Indian, Chinese and Thai in one place. Have some fucking decency for crying out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 (edited) I think it's fair to say if you're contemplating a takeaway of any variety then you've forfeited the right to any superiority complex.Your choice of comestible is irrelevant in this instance and do you know what? I don't give deep-fried fuck about it!When I'm in the calorie zone, it can be battered lard with a side order of sugar coated lard. Do NOT cock-block me on this one and do NOT trifle (God I'm so 'next level' it's cruel) me with your petty-footling 'hierarchy of culinary superiority' arguments.Nom nom, and indeed, nom Edited April 21, 2015 by Jiggerycock I didn't mention lard enough 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 A thoroughly predictable post from a thoroughly predictable cunt, only redeemed by a glorious edit note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 A thoroughly predictable post from a thoroughly predictable cunt, only redeemed by a glorious edit note.Jiggers will eat anything. He's an omnomnomnivore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 My Korean pen pal is a renowned food connoisseur in his hometown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Self portrait shit head?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 My Korean pen pal is a renowned food connoisseur in his hometown.I hate cunts like you.None of these things qualify as your own sense of humour:Posting youtube videos made by othersSharing shitty image memes made by othersQuoting lines from films made by others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 My Korean pen pal is a renowned food connoisseur in his hometown. Keith, watching you eat is like a washing machine with the door open, sort yourself out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I hate cunts like you.None of these things qualify as your own sense of humour:Posting youtube videos made by othersSharing shitty image memes made by othersQuoting lines from films made by othersThat's because he is a soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Jiggers will eat anything. He's an omnomnomnivore. Yeah - this latest steroid cycle, the bench pressing plus my having to bulk up for the Mr Britain contest in July, and, well, you know how these things go for us bodybuilders (yeah go ahead - believe everything I say!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Yeah - this latest steroid cycle, the bench pressing plus my having to bulk up for the Mr Britain contest in July, and, well, you know how these things go for us bodybuilders (yeah go ahead - believe everything I say!)At least you have the imagination to create an online alter-ego that is better than your current life. Credit to Jazz for that as well, even if is painfully transparent.BronyKeith and Fatty could reinvent themselves as anything they want on here, but out of all the infinite possibilities for escapism, they revert to their true selves. Nerdy, fat fucking losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 At least you have the imagination to create an online alter-ego that is better than your current life. Credit to Jazz for that as well, even if is painfully transparent.BronyKeith and Fatty could reinvent themselves as anything they want on here, but out of all the infinite possibilities for escapism, they revert to their true selves. Nerdy, fat fucking losers.Who you calling a loser fuck knuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 At least you have the imagination to create an online alter-ego that is better than your current life. Credit to Jazz for that as well, even if is painfully transparent.BronyKeith and Fatty could reinvent themselves as anything they want on here, but out of all the infinite possibilities for escapism, they revert to their true selves. Nerdy, fat fucking losers.That's me! Forever re-inventing myself! The David Bowie of Cunts Corner! (Questionable sexuality, possible extreme right wing views and no one has a fucking Scooby what I'm rabbiting on about. But boy can I play guitar!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 So where does Mexican food belong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 So where does Mexican food belong?Down the shitter, with Stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 So where does Mexican food belong?Above Chinese by a country mile.Mexican is to Chinese what Real Madrid is to Accrington Cunting Stanley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Down the shitter, with Stickers A "Like this" button for posts on the site is all well and good. However, can we please have a button to indicate if we think a post is another ill-fated attempt to elicit humour by someone who is, quite clearly, an utterly humourless cunt and a disgrace to civilised humanity?Perhaps the more literate readers on this site could then skim-read as they scroll down, quickly ignoring any posts marked as dog-shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I hate cunts like you.None of these things qualify as your own sense of humour:Posting youtube videos made by othersSharing shitty image memes made by othersQuoting lines from films made by othersBill Stickers? More like Bill Dick-licker. Go fuck yourself cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 That's because he is a soppy cuntAnd you're a sloppy cunt!Also I look better in a diaper compared to you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 And you're a sloppy cunt!Also I look better in a diaper compared to you cunt.You always look like the fat fucking perverse freak that you are in a nappy or not, dickwad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 So it's up to me to start the "pedantic shite" is it..?? It's generally Cantonese, not Chinese you get at the takeaways here, and generally the worst shite of it as well.... If its not covered in sugary sticky orange gloop, they dont want to know.. (the orange sauce comes in various shades...)... Vietnamese restaurants in France are generally fucking ace... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I hate cunts like you.None of these things qualify as your own sense of humour:Posting youtube videos made by othersSharing shitty image memes made by othersQuoting lines from films made by othersFuck, fuck, and thrice fuck! That's all I've got - that, and Sickipedia... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Chinese food is not supposed to be a gourmet treat, it's shit fried crap to soak up beer and whiskey when your fed up with the usual standard curry. Takeaway anything is not Michelin star grade material, however does the job before the pass out stage in the back of a taxi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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