Ape™️ Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 He might be genuine dapps, who'd be laughing then?? What fools we'd all feel! If he is genuine he'd be a fascinating person to meet, although I'd want an armed guard with me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 (edited) If only you were born a Thalidomide child, Keith, your life could have been so different. Unable to wank yourself silly whilst posting bollocks on here due to having tiny t-rex arms, you may even had ventured outside, socialised and got a job. Or in a perfect alternate reality, got hit by a fucking bus. Not to pop this noble thought, things would have been better still if Keith's pop was impregnating holes in walls rather than the local wild life. Edited April 15, 2015 by White Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 On 14 April 2015 at 14:46, Guest Keith Lard said: I had cummed in my grandmother's porridge. There isn't really a backstory to it. I was at my Grandmother's that weekend as I decided to cum in her porridge whilst she wasn't in the room. Then she came in back the the room (no pun intended) and eat her porridge without notice anything odd of what she put in her mouth. Why did I do that you may ask? Well I just fucking felt like it that day. I could had been going around in town picking up chicks but my mom made me go to my grandmother's. She is a cunt anyway, always moaning at me for not looking for a job and spending all day watching cartoons. I hope she doesn't get pregnant after swallowing my cum. @Cuntjocky. You asked who Keith was.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 I actually miss Keith at times. He was a bit like Punkape, only self-aware, and occasionally funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 59 minutes ago, nocti said: I actually miss Keith at times. He was a bit like Punkape, only self-aware, and occasionally funny. I miss his perpetual requests to judge for a nosh, his PM's of scatological and dubious sexual pictures and requests to shag my mother's ashes, oh hang on, I don't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 On 15/04/2015 at 22:31, Ape said: Agreed. Keith is just a character that someone has created and I find it highly entertaining. Which makes you a pervert... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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