Frank Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Your experience of snooker is limited to enduring repeated anecdotes along the lines of; "I once got a 39 break against Patsy Fagan" I did.. '84 over at Ron Gross in Neasden. 5 reds, 5 blacks.. 42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 Just now, Frank said: I did.. '84 over at Ron Gross in Neasden. 5 reds, 5 blacks.. 42 Oh you did? Funny, when you originally told the story, it was your old dad who hit 39 against Fagan, now you have too. I think you may be talking absolute shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh you did? Funny, when you originally told the story, it was your old dad who hit 39 against Fagan, now you have too. I think you may be talking absolute shit. Fascinating. Fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Fascinating. Fucking moron. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rattled. I am. I’m not well, Eric. I recently lost someone very close and I’m really struggling. I know we’ve been down this road, so I’m not here for the sympathy. It’s hard.. you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 25 minutes ago, Frank said: I did.. '84 over at Ron Gross in Neasden. 5 reds, 5 blacks.. 42 Frank - please tell me you’re not firing out bullshit anecdotes in an attempt to garner likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: it was your old dad who hit 39 against Fagan I've said some truly awful things about Frank snr since his video debut in 2017. I stand by them all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: Frank - please tell me you’re not firing out bullshit anecdotes in an attempt to garner likes. That Franglais recipe aimed at Alf would’ve earned me at least two likes back in the day. Are people holding back or am I genuinely finished here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 Just now, Frank said: That Franglais recipe aimed at Alf would’ve earned me at least two likes back in the day. Are people holding back or am I genuinely finished here? The latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 Just now, Frank said: That Franglais recipe aimed at Alf would’ve earned me at least two likes back in the day. Are people holding back or am I genuinely finished here? I wouldn’t say finished, but you’re not even close to your old standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Frank said: I am. I’m not well, Eric. I recently lost someone very close and I’m really struggling. I know we’ve been down this road, so I’m not here for the sympathy. It’s hard.. you know? That hasn't been effective for ages. Much like yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 There you go. I've just dished out likes to everybody who has contributed to the last couple of pages of this thread. Except for snooker cue-a-like Frank. Who has, rather embarrassingly, resorted to begging for likes. What a cunt. Why don't you see many black snooker players? I can only think of one, and I can't remember his name. I could understand it in the seventies, because they weren't allowed in social clubs, but nowadays there's nothing stopping even the blackest of blokes, with a dickie bow and a dream in his heart, from having a go and, perhaps one day, getting the chance to call Peter Ebdon a cunt to his unfeasibly skinny face. Perhaps it's some kind of subliminal post-colonial flashback. Sol Campbell should definitely speak up about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 27 minutes ago, Frank said: That Franglais recipe aimed at Alf would’ve earned me at least two likes back in the day. Are people holding back or am I genuinely finished here? Fucking idiot. I actually feel sorry for Ming for having to live with such a bullshiter for so long. It was probably suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 32 minutes ago, Frank said: I am. I’m not well, Eric. I recently lost someone very close and I’m really struggling. I know we’ve been down this road, so I’m not here for the sympathy. It’s hard.. you know? so did Novichok you cheap fakir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: There you go. I've just dished out likes to everybody who has contributed to the last couple of pages of this thread. Except for snooker cue-a-like Frank. Who has, rather embarrassingly, resorted to begging for likes. What a cunt. Why don't you see many black snooker players? I can only think of one, and I can't remember his name. I could understand it in the seventies, because they weren't allowed in social clubs, but nowadays there's nothing stopping even the blackest of blokes, with a dickie bow and a dream in his heart, from having a go and, perhaps one day, getting the chance to call Peter Ebdon a cunt to his unfeasibly skinny face. Perhaps it's some kind of subliminal post-colonial flashback. Sol Campbell should definitely speak up about it. The black player is Rory McLeod. Who is a Muslim and attracts criticism because he refuses to shake hands with female referees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 I remember I was initially horrified at being told to kill myself by Frank, after probably my second ever post on CC. I’ve been at loggerheads with the stupid wanker ever since, but I have to confess that I do find him, on the whole, very funny. This is a serious observation - I’m not seeking favour. We cannot allow CC to be taken over by stupid little wankers like @Earl Albert of Ross. Despite Frank being an utterly vile piece of shit, we need him. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The black player is Rory McLeod. Who is a Muslim and attracts criticism because he refuses to shake hands with female referees. Female referees? Non cushions dying in the holocaust? Fuckin madness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The black player is Rory McLeod. Who is a Muslim and attracts criticism because he refuses to shake hands with female referees. Maybe that big Dutch Ref should crush all the bones in his hand next time the fuckwit gets beaten by the Swiss number 43, with an iron like grip shortly followed by stomping his stupid fucking head under his Frankenstein's monster size 13s? Edited October 20, 2018 by Stubby Pecker McLeod is a great rag head name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh you did? Funny, when you originally told the story, it was your old dad who hit 39 against Fagan, now you have too. I think you may be talking absolute shit. Few things in life are certain Eric...death, taxation, and Frank spouting and usually slurping, total bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I remember I was initially horrified at being told to kill myself by Frank, after probably my second ever post on CC. I’ve been at loggerheads with the stupid wanker ever since, but I have to confess that I do find him, on the whole, very funny. This is a serious observation - I’m not seeking favour. We cannot allow CC to be taken over by stupid little wankers like @Earl Albert of Ross. Despite Frank being an utterly vile piece of shit, we need him. Now, fuck off. I think I received the "drink bleach" request for Franco after my initial posts as well, and it does come as a bit of shock, but an essential CC right of passage. If you can survive the feeding frenzy a newbie creates and go on to make the miscreants here laugh then you've made it. Our little troll Albert hasn't quite worked this out, the spazy little cunt. Frank, you are indeed a vile fucking wanker but every turd has a silver lining. Fuck the lot of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 16 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I remember I was initially horrified at being told to kill myself by Frank, after probably my second ever post on CC. I’ve been at loggerheads with the stupid wanker ever since, but I have to confess that I do find him, on the whole, very funny. This is a serious observation - I’m not seeking favour. We cannot allow CC to be taken over by stupid little wankers like @Earl Albert of Ross. Despite Frank being an utterly vile piece of shit, we need him. Now, fuck off. I’ve said it many times, and I’ll say it again.. you have never, ever made me laugh. You never will. Eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve said it many times, and I’ll say it again.. you have never, ever made me laugh. You never will. Eat shit. Ok then, Bye - I’m sure you’ll find another forum in need of an emaciated, gangling freak with serial bullshit anecdote syndrome. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 23 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve said it many times, and I’ll say it again.. you have never, ever made me laugh. You never will. Eat shit. 5 reds@ 1 point + 5 blacks@ 7 points = 42. Lol Plank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 5 reds@ 1 point + 5 blacks@ 7 points = 42. Lol Plank. Fucking hell, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Fucking hell, Eric. You fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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