Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Fucking hate snooker......anything worth watching gets delayed or totally fucked off totally cos some (recovering/lapsed) alcoholic (allegedly) chain smoking pasty faced boring cunt can't get his pink balls in the big brown pocket using a big stiff rod with a blue end on it... No fucking sane fucker is fucking interested, so why 142 fucking hours of fucking coverage in only 24 fucking hours of fucking real fucking life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Bingham, snooker's greatest philosopher, upon winning the World Championship yesterday, uttered the immortal line "Winner, winner, chicken dinner". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm a massive snooker fan and am always glued to the TV whenever it's on. My favourite player is that Dennis Parrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 Just turned on the Players Championship Snooker... it sounds like they are playing in a fucking wind tunnel. When I watch snooker I want it deathly quiet, only interrupted by the odd cough from a pensioner and soothing commentary by some Scottish berk. What a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 On 17 May 2015 at 9:49 AM, Ape said: I'm a massive snooker fan and am always glued to the TV whenever it's on. My favourite player is that Dennis Parrot. You Idea of snooker is having a parrot rammed up your arse by a male prostitute with a cue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You Idea of snooker is having a parrot rammed up your arse by a male prostitute with a cue. Why are you digging up posts that are nearly a year old? Looking for new material to work your comedy magic on? Lol. Lol. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You Idea of snooker is having a parrot rammed up your arse by a male prostitute with a cue. Does the parrot know the words to snooker loopy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Why are you digging up posts that are nearly a year old? Looking for new material to work your comedy magic on? Lol. Lol. Cunt. Which posts fuckwit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 So that borderline cunt O'Sullivan had decided not to bother again and is out. At least than lanky boring bastard Selby only lasted one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 51 minutes ago, The Beast said: So that borderline cunt O'Sullivan had decided not to bother again and is out. At least than lanky boring bastard Selby only lasted one day. Boring as opposed to exciting snooker players? The only players like that were Higgins and White and that was because they were pissed and coked up respectively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Great story about Jimmy stealing his dead brothers body from the funeral home and taking him out for one last drink,propping him up in the chair and just having one last piss up with him before returning the corpse for burial....legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 hour ago, The Beast said: So that borderline cunt O'Sullivan had decided not to bother again and is out. At least than lanky boring bastard Selby only lasted one day. As a player, I'm a big fan of O'Sullivan, but the man behind the talent is a massive cunt. From the dreary, pseudo intellectual choice of walk on music to hanging around with Damian Hirst like some latter day avant garde wannabe. Showed his colours yesterday with the nastiness shown to Ali Carter, which probably stems from when O'Sullivan refused the final black to make 147 due to the prize being only 10 grand, at the time Carter said, 'If you don't care about 10 thousand pounds, why not just win it anyway and give it to charity?' I'm fucking glad Carter won. O'Sullivan's turning into a stroppy little prima donna. Hope Carter wins the title, be a nice balance to the horrible shit he's been through. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: As a player, I'm a big fan of O'Sullivan, but the man behind the talent is a massive cunt. From the dreary, pseudo intellectual choice of walk on music to hanging around with Damian Hirst like some latter day avant garde wannabe. Showed his colours yesterday with the nastiness shown to Ali Carter, which probably stems from when O'Sullivan refused the final black to make 147 due to the prize being only 10 grand, at the time Carter said, 'If you don't care about 10 thousand pounds, why not just win it anyway and give it to charity?' I'm fucking glad Carter won. O'Sullivan's turning into a stroppy little prima donna. Hope Carter wins the title, be a nice balance to the horrible shit he's been through. Totally agree. He's a pig of man despite his talent. However, he'll have is true comeuppance as he slides back down whilst others trash him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 There is only a couple of players worth watching, O'sullivan and Selby, none of them have matched the antics of Alex Higgins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 25 minutes ago, Fender777 said: There is only a couple of players worth watching, O'sullivan and Selby, none of them have matched the antics of Alex Higgins. I find Selby boring to watch. The ones I make a point of watching are O'Sullivan John Higgins and Mark Williams. Collectively known as the class of 92, all turned pro as teenagers that year and 11 world titles between them. Tony Drago was good entertainment value, very quick and lots of outrageous power shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 30 minutes ago, Fender777 said: There is only a couple of players worth watching, O'sullivan and Selby, none of them have matched the antics of Alex Higgins. ... or gut-bucket Wilbernoink. He's sink 3 jugs of ale and a pickled egg whist the other cunt was chalking up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I find Selby boring to watch. The ones I make a point of watching are O'Sullivan John Higgins and Mark Williams. Collectively known as the class of 92, all turned pro as teenagers that year and 11 world titles between them. Tony Drago was good entertainment value, very quick and lots of outrageous power shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: ... or gut-bucket Wilbernoink. He's sink 3 jugs of ale and a pickled egg whist the other cunt was chalking up! A full blown alcoholic. 12 pints before a match just to stop shaking enough to hold a cue steady. Cliff Thorburn once knocked Alex Higgins on his arse for repeatedly calling him a cunt in front of his wife, looked a tough cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A full blown alcoholic. 12 pints before a match just to stop shaking enough to hold a cue steady. Cliff Thorburn once knocked Alex Higgins on his arse for repeatedly calling him a cunt in front of his wife, looked a tough cunt as well. I'm sure that he took-on some other player whilst they both matched-for-matched pints of lager, until the other bloke went into a seizure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm sure that he took-on some other player whilst they both matched-for-matched pints of lager, until the other bloke went into a seizure. That was a vodka session with Alex Higgins, who passed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: That was a vodka session with Alex Higgins, who passed out. None of them seem to drink these days whilst playing. I guess it's banned like smoking is. Alex would do both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: None of them seem to drink these days whilst playing. I guess it's banned like smoking is. Alex would do both. The standard has improved massively since the beer and fags days. I genuinely think Alex Higgins would struggle to make the top 32 if he was playing at his best now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The standard has improved massively since the beer and fags days. I genuinely think Alex Higgins would struggle to make the top 32 if he was playing at his best now. Yep... Stephen Hendry changed the game really I suppose. Him and Steve Davis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 50 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Yep... Stephen Hendry changed the game really I suppose. Him and Steve Davis. That's definitely when the robots took over. Nearly all of the current crop play much the same ultra-safe percentage game, albeit refined to new levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, scotty said: That's definitely when the robots took over. Nearly all of the current crop play much the same ultra-safe percentage game, albeit refined to new levels. I miss the tobacco sponsorship Grotty. I used to try and guess what type of cancer the chronic coughers in the audience had. And how long they'd live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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