Guest judgetwi Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 What a fucking load of bollocks! What's all this CGI shit? Stick it up your arse you fucking bastards! Er.......of course this new series is aimed at the modern child not overgrown kids like me. I have to accept the modern child would look at a load of puppets with their jerky movements and rolling eyeballs for about three minutes and piss themselves laughing. You just know they are going to say......"that's SOOO gay." I can't really blame them. The cunts to blame are the money grabbing bastards who robbed them of their imagination with all this computer bollocks. Can you imagine putting a toy gun (can you still buy them?) in the hands of a little boy and saying "go and play soldiers and don't come back until your tea is ready"? The little shits wouldn't know what to do. Yes, ok i am just a pathetic old cunt crying about his lost childhood but i am still FUCKING ANGRY though. FUCKING ANGRY i tell you!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 I agree. I used to play war with all my brothers and stayed out till tea was ready. Only because the bastards used to tie me to the tree in the 'council' (corner plots that were full of bushes and trees) and fucked off leaving me there. Because I was always the germanI loved the way the Thunderbird characters sat around smoking ciggies and necking scotch! I bet these CGI twats didn't do that did they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 you can buy toy guns, but they are all bright blue/orange now so "they dont look like guns" but are called Mega Kill All The Bastards in One Super Blaster Nuke Fucker Upper with Multi Shot Auto Fast Loading Clips.......and the new ones whistle... They even make pink glittery ones like my neice shoots her little brother with.... They're called Pink Fluffy Barbie Angel is going to Rip Your Balls Off Cos You're All Rapists You Cunts, With Glittery Sparkles Attachements... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Same with pornKids will never know the heart stopping joy of finding a torn, moss-covered copy of Men Only, with racy stories by Fiona Richmond and models with pubic hair so dense it looked like they were giving birth to Leo Sayer. Word would be out first thing Monday morning that 'so-and-so had found a live one' over the weekend and then whispered negotiations that would make Kofi Annan look a rank amateur would take place as to when and where you could get a quick peek at this scud mag El Dorado.Now donkey porn is two clicks away, kids give off an air of ennui with anything less than her being duct taped to a crucifix and Brony exists - and that's fucking progress is it? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 One of my guilty pleasures (one of many, as it happens, but the only one you lot are hearing about today) is the video that accompanies the Busted soundtrack from the Thunderbirds movie. Seeing the Thunderbirds tearing up the Thames to a bass-enhanced riff on the original theme fanfare must bring a lump to any fan's trousers!Sophia Myles is quite definitely not a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 I bet Parker isn't an insidious cock nosed old kiddy-fiddler now either. Fucking travesty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Sometimes the old children's programmes should be left alone and never re-made.Bring the originals out on DVD in box sets for us old cunts but do not ever remake them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 I agree. I used to play war with all my brothers and stayed out till tea was ready. Only because the bastards used to tie me to the tree in the 'council' (corner plots that were full of bushes and trees) and fucked off leaving me there. Because I was always the germanI loved the way the Thunderbird characters sat around smoking ciggies and necking scotch! I bet these CGI twats didn't do that did they?Yes the Germans and the Indians (Native Americans) were always the enemy in those days. My mate used to have a Bren Gun, mounted on a tripod , which was the eighth wonder of the world. It was battery operated and made a machine gun noise and spat sparks out of the barrel. You would be arrested for trying to sell that to a child these days. I can't tell you how many Germans i mowed down with that fucking thing. Yes, even back then i hated the fucking Nazis! I also had a Winchester rifle that ejected the plastic cartridges and fired "caps" . Does any cunt remember caps? There's nothing like the smell of gunpowder after you have shot an Apache in the face. Then i would take my plastic knife and take the fucker's scalp (a handful of grass). Strangely, i didn't turn out to be a psycho mass murderer. Funny that innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 I remember them bren guns... and buying them small red bangers on the school French Trip.......then figuring out how to make your own with Humbrol paint tins, salt petre, weed killer etc... a friend's dad had a garage down the road with those crappy 70's "concrete flower" bricks for the yard wall.. well... I seem to remember that there are now about 6 less of those crappy bricks and a bit more "gravel" in the centre....*whistles* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 Yes the Germans and the Indians (Native Americans) were always the enemy in those days. My mate used to have a Bren Gun, mounted on a tripod , which was the eighth wonder of the world. It was battery operated and made a machine gun noise and spat sparks out of the barrel. You would be arrested for trying to sell that to a child these days. I can't tell you how many Germans i mowed down with that fucking thing. Yes, even back then i hated the fucking Nazis! I also had a Winchester rifle that ejected the plastic cartridges and fired "caps" . Does any cunt remember caps? There's nothing like the smell of gunpowder after you have shot an Apache in the face. Then i would take my plastic knife and take the fucker's scalp (a handful of grass). Strangely, i didn't turn out to be a psycho mass murderer. Funny that innit?I was once 'executed' as a german spy. My brother's friend got me to kneel down in front of a big muddy puddle and shoot me in the head. I refused to fall in so he pushed me in flat on my face. Fucked up my dress entirely. I guess it was a rehearsal for the sleeping in garden ponds years later. Funny how life pans out eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 I remember them bren guns... and buying them small red bangers on the school French Trip.......then figuring out how to make your own with Humbrol paint tins, salt petre, weed killer etc... a friend's dad had a garage down the road with those crappy 70's "concrete flower" bricks for the yard wall.. well... I seem to remember that there are now about 6 less of those crappy bricks and a bit more "gravel" in the centre....*whistles*That reminds me of the time we went into this man's garden and used his sunflowers as germans and decapitated the lot of them. He chased us and I got caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 FUCK YEAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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