Guest MikeD Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 This is getting a bit Clarkson isn't it? You have a certain type of car so therefore you are.....and all that shallow fucking wank.I'm a cunt regardless of the car I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 (edited) Like your post, your car is a lump of dogs excrement, if this is the best car you have owned I pity you. Do you still have the C5?Like your post, your car is a lump of dogs excrement, if this is the best car you have owned I pity you. Do you still have the C5?Second word is off and expect the dogs excrement is what you have as a brain as you are full of shit. Edited April 11, 2015 by Even bigger cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Second word is off and expect the dogs excrement is what you have as a brain as you are full of shit. Are you retarded or just heavily sedated?, go back to your colouring books and crayons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 go back to your colouring books and crayons. Thank fuck Jazz is on shore leave. The cunt would have read that and been inspired to create a 12 page MS paint monstrosity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Are you retarded or just heavily sedated?, go back to your colouring books and crayons. One rule I always follow is I never get into an argument with a arse-hole or a idiot, as you just lower yourself to their level, and they will beat you with there experience.So might I suggest you take this fuck off as a complementary and get back to your crayons and colouring books draw a few child like pictures to match your full of shit pea size brain.Sorry Skoda is not a cunt its only the stereo typed cunts who think Skoda is a cunt I have done just over 150000 miles in mine since bought new in 2003. Its been the most reliable car I have owned and over the years owned a few so called better brands so hardly a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Listen fucktard, your previous quote was complete gibberish, please take a look at look and try to explain, failing that get in your skoda head for beachy head and keep going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Skodas are bought by lesbian vegan types with regional accents.Hairy lesbians drive "retro" cars and ride old bikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Skodas are bought by lesbian vegan types with regional accents.Are they? Are they really? Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Skodas are bought by lesbian vegan types with regional accents.The ones round here drive old land rovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 The Skoda works in the Czech republic provided the engines for the German Tiger Tanks in WWII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 The Skoda works in the Czech republic provided the engines for the German Tiger Tanks in WWIIThe Maybach, designed by Ferdinand Porsche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 One rule I always follow is I never get into an argument with a arse-hole or a idiot, as you just lower yourself to their level, and they will beat you with there experience'arsehole' 'an' idiot 'their' experience..........cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 'arsehole' 'an' idiot 'their' experience..........cunt!Nothing screams "cunt" like someone who incorrectly corrects people's grammar. If you're going to try and play that pathetic game, at least play it properly you miserable worm. Your "sentence" is a fucking train-wreck, just like your life and your sense of humour. The superfluous spaces after every other word offend me; it should have been bullet-pointed as a list. Furthermore, an ellipsis is comprised of three full stops.Fuck off and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 Touchy cunt.......did you get out of the wrong side of your pit this morning?.......spaces offend you? you need to see a quack,I think you've fucking gone mate.cuckoo,cuckoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 Touchy cunt.......did you get out of the wrong side of your pit this morning?.......spaces offend you? you need to see a quack,I think you've fucking gone mate.cuckoo,cuckooOnce again your punctuation and grammar leaves much to be desired.I'd suggest voting Labour this election. They are planning to give out business subsidies for the severely disabled to establish their own businesses. You could use one to set yourself up as a sole trader in the window licking industry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 I'd suggest voting Labour this election. They are planning to give out business subsidies for the severely disabled to establish their own businesses. You could use one to set yourself up as a sole trader in the window licking industry?Now that's a worthy insult, although to be picky, it shouldn't be a "?" at the end now should it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 Stickers you outrageous cunt, I'm out of likes so I'll owe you one. Have you ever thought of transferring some of your heartwarming sentiments to the greeting card industry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 Once again your punctuation and grammar leaves much to be desired.I'd suggest voting Labour this election. They are planning to give out business subsidies for the severely disabled to establish their own businesses. You could use one to set yourself up as a sole trader in the window licking industry?Good for you Bill, I like a man who is not afraid of a bit of healthy competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 All I've ever wanted is recognition from anonymous strangers online, so thank you everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 All I've ever wanted is recognition from anonymous strangers online, so thank you everyone.Depending on what sort of recognition you're after, it may be worth registering for ratemycock.comOr not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 Nothing screams "cunt" like someone who incorrectly corrects people's grammar. If you're going to try and play that pathetic game, at least play it properly you miserable worm. Your "sentence" is a fucking train-wreck, just like your life and your sense of humour. The superfluous spaces after every other word offend me; it should have been bullet-pointed as a list. Furthermore, an ellipsis is comprised of three full stops.Fuck off and die.Neatly avoids Skitt's Law, and demonstrates appropriate semicolon usage to boot. I can find no fault with this man,Careful Neil, you're up against a pro here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 (edited) A pro he may be as indicated in his subsequent posts but having read his initial rant again I think he must have suffered a temporary lobotomy.I now realise that my replies will be under scrutiny from the grammar nazis so just like the boy who wears orthopaedic shoes "I stand to be corrected' Edited April 13, 2015 by neil298 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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