Cuntybaws Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Enlighten meFatty Arbuckle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Do you want to suck my dick Fatty?I'd tread carefully there, Keith. Judging by photos previously posted on the old site, chubby bride here looks like she might well put your cock in her mouth. But then she'd compulsively start chewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Fatty makes me despair for the human race. Window licking one trick parrot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 IFatty makes me despair for the human race. Window licking one trick parrot.Is that Pony, you soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 IIs that Pony, you soppy cuntWow. Fat, repetitive, and can't fucking read.I have wiped more intelligent life onto a sheet of toilet paper. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 ..........What cunt actually drives a skoda, what a tosser!I have test drove several Skodas and found them to be excellent cars in all departments. Its worth noting that Skodas often take top place in J D Power customer satisfaction surveys. I would buy one, but badge snob that I am, opted for an Audi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 It's a one trick pony you illiterate, soppy cunt, now Fuck Off back to the secure ward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 I have test drove several Skodas and found them to be excellent cars in all departments. Its worth noting that Skodas often take top place in customer satisfaction in JD Power surveys. I would buy one, but badge snob that I am, opted for an Audi.Very well put Mrs Roops, entirely the point I'm making but not as eloquently as you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 My younger brother had a Skoda Fabia about five years ago. I had a couple of quick drives in it, and although there are glaciers that accelerate quicker, I found it a pretty good drive overall.They've not done too bad for a name that just over a decade ago was still in the same league as Lada. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 I have test drove several Skodas and found them to be excellent cars in all departments. Its worth noting that Skodas often take top place in J D Power customer satisfaction surveys. I would buy one, but badge snob that I am, opted for an Audi.Now hastily reviewing all my previous comments from the various "Audi" threads for anything banworthy...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 It's a one trick pony you illiterate, soppy cunt, now Fuck Off back to the secure ward I made the mistake of assuming we all knew what animal came after one trick, and then mixed metaphors. How silly of me. Let me explain, as your limited intellect didn't grasp it the first time. Do you know what a parrot does? It learns one word, then repeats it, ad nauseum. I wonder what your word would be, shit for brains? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 This is the visual representation of your behaviour on the website Fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Very well put Mrs Roops, entirely the point I'm making but not as eloquently as you.Yes, but then again Mrs R has the benefit of a brain between her ears, and a vocabulary that extends beyond saying cunt every other word. Fucking cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 And off we go again, soppy CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Sorry Skoda is not a cunt its only the stereo typed cunts who think Skoda is a cunt I have done just over 150000 miles in mine since bought new in 2003. Its been the most reliable car I have owned and over the years owned a few so called better brands so hardly a cunt. I put 210,000 miles on a second hand Mk I Golf GTi... . 1800....fucking loved that car.. in an almost unhealthy way...I have test drove several Skodas and found them to be excellent cars in all departments. Its worth noting that Skodas often take top place in J D Power customer satisfaction surveys. I would buy one, but badge snob that I am, opted for an Audi.Is that the same as JD Sports? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 If you ask anyone what car they drive and the reply is a skoda, the conversation does not end there. You will be subject to 20 minutes of drivel on the merits of skoda ownership , really it means you are lower management You rang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 You rang?He said "lower management", not the Roger the Office Boy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 My younger brother had a Skoda Fabia about five years ago. I had a couple of quick drives in it, and although there are glaciers that accelerate quicker, I found it a pretty good drive overall.They've not done too bad for a name that just over a decade ago was still in the same league as Lada.Should have been called the skoda labia for obvious reasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 My father has purchased 6 skodas in a row, and votes UKIP.While you won't catch me doing either of those things, I think it does show that at the very least, being a cunt is genetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Skodas are the only decent cars that the shitty VAG group make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Skodas are the only decent cars that the shitty VAG group make."Shitty vag" are two words you really don't want to hear together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 "Shitty vag" are two words you really don't want to hear together.Indeed. Front wiping is a cunt of the utmost highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Obviously none of you have daughters. Wiping shit from VAG is what you have to do for the first 3 years, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Obviously none of you have daughters. Wiping shit from VAG is what you have to do for the first 3 years,Squirrel?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Skodas are the only decent cars that the shitty VAG group make.Don't know about that , porsche, audi, lamborghini, bentley or bugatti owners might disagree with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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