camberwell gypsy Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Why am I never in the right place at the right time? Gyppo is there for the taking, and I'm sat at home. Bollocks.I'm here for the taking? Gee thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 I'm here for the taking? Gee thanksYou said you were pissed. That's the best chance I ever have with women once the rohypnol runs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 I often use the toilet instead of the urinals as I could only poo poo and wee wee at the same time.I thought you were nappy bound as your sphincter has given up and now resembles a tea towel holder, rather than a balloon knot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 I thought you were nappy bound as your sphincter has given up and now resembles a tea towel holder, rather than a balloon knotMy job centre advisor told me not to wear a nappy as nobody would employ a nappy-bound weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 My job centre advisor told me not to wear a nappy as nobody would employ a nappy-bound weirdo.Keith , your saggy nappy would not even make it into the top 10 reasons that you can't land a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 Give me fucking strength. Keith you are a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 My job centre advisor told me not to wear a nappy as nobody would employ a nappy-bound weirdo.You'll go a long way in Politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 I'm here for the taking? Gee thanksI see romance isn't dead when Scotty's around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 My job centre advisor told me not to wear a nappy as nobody would employ a nappy-bound weirdo.Top tip of the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 I see romance isn't dead when Scotty's around.You've never shagged a drunk woman unconscious in her garden? Fuck off!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 Sounds familiar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 My job centre advisor told me not to wear a nappy as nobody would employ a nappy-bound weirdo.Trust me Bronski, it would take a great deal more than removing a nappy for someone to employ you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Sounds familiarI was quoting ched evans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 You've never shagged a drunk woman unconscious in her garden? Fuck off!!I have in my garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 I have in my garden.You don't or didnt have a small fishpond with a cherub on the side holding a lantern? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 You don't or didnt have a small fishpond with a cherub on the side holding a lantern?No Gyps I didn't. Lucky really as she might of drowned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 No Gyps I didn't. Lucky really as she might of drowned.You're doing that "might of" thing deliberately now, aren't you?Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 No Gyps I didn't. Lucky really as she might of drowned.Good. Cos that cherub has been sitting outside my back door nearly 30 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 My job centre advisor told me not to wear a nappy as nobody would employ a nappy-bound weirdo.You better be careful there keith, they might offer you a job a sumo wrestler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Good. Cos that cherub has been sitting outside my back door nearly 30 yearsEbay it,someone will want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 On the topic of basic work etiquette, some cunt at my work keeps on using up all the milk in their tea or coffee, and then putting the empty carton back in the fridge.I think any company should be contractually obliged, not just contractually authorised, to fire any cunt that ever does that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Apparently, the dipshit prison officers on a wing at Armley prison used to piss in their milk to stop others using it (my ex is a prison officer so I used to be regaled with endless pathetic ramblings about their thuggery or plain fucking stupidity). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Apparently, the dipshit prison officers on a wing at Armley prison used to piss in their milk to stop others using it (my ex is a prison officer so I used to be regaled with endless pathetic ramblings about their thuggery or plain fucking stupidity).At least you had some happy days with her pegging you up the arse with a prison issue truncheon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Ha, the sight of him in his officer's uniform used to put me off any kind of the old in - out, and I think he would have felt inferior to the truncheon somewhat (I'm not a guy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 (edited) Don't mention you're a bird to BronyKeith. He'll find you via your IP address through a monumental act of stalking and dress you up as Pikachu. Edited April 10, 2015 by bill_stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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