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Cunts that ring in to Radio 1 and sing "I'm going home"


Guest Bill Stickers

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Guest Bill Stickers

This is my first post, and it is about the biggest cunts of all.

 

To just explain the format of "I'm Going Home", for those lucky enough to not have heard all the cunts singing it:

  1. Some adult cunt rings up Radio 1 on their way home from work
  2. Adult cunt sings a song, the lyrics of which consist of "My name is [insert cunts name] and I'm going home", repeated ad nauseam.
  3. A lot of cunts I have the misfortune of knowing sit at home or at work listening to this, apparently enjoying it.

 

Now look, if this was designed for four year old children with stunted mental development, I wouldn't mind them singing it. I wouldn't listen to it, because I'm not a pathetic cunt, but I wouldn't object to them singing it.

But we are talking about fully functioning adults with jobs and lives, who ring up a national radio station, just so they can sing the same one line like some gormless fucking cretin cunt. Like they have some modicum of talent or purpose. As if this is some worthwhile use of any cunt's time. They aren't even on any decent drugs to condone this kind of dribbling behaviour.

The people singing the song are fully certified, royal cunts. But the bigger cunts in the whole equation are the cunts taking time out of their day to tune in to Radio 1, and listen to other cunts being cunts via the medium of song. If anyone can explain why such an activity would be fun, you're a cunt too.

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I think the next step out of the evolutionary spooge, vis-a-vis radio phone ins, is for them to call The Six-Oh (dear God not more of this tawdry shite) - Six programme on Five Live.

Hosted by Ian Wright (there's a giveaway right there as to the carbon-life form this show is aimed at), basically the intersection of the Venn Diagram of the pathetically inadequate, hog-whimperingly dull and arse-cripplingly illiterate get to call 'Wrighty' and go " Harry Kane 'ven? Watchooreckon, Wrighty?"

Then Ian Wright tries to form a sentence - and that's the most interesting thing that ever happens other than the traffic update about a broken down truck at Clackett lane services.

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I think the next step out of the evolutionary spooge, vis-a-vis radio phone ins, is for them to call The Six-Oh (dear God not more of this tawdry shite) - Six programme on Five Live.

Hosted by Ian Wright (there's a giveaway right there as to the carbon-life form this show is aimed at), basically the intersection of the Venn Diagram of the pathetically inadequate, hog-whimperingly dull and arse-cripplingly illiterate get to call 'Wrighty' and go " Harry Kane 'ven? Watchooreckon, Wrighty?"

Then Ian Wright tries to form a sentence - and that's the most interesting thing that ever happens other than the traffic update about a broken down truck at Clackett lane services.

In the interests of preserving the corners strict anti racism stance jiggery, let's not forget the other unmitigated fucktard on 606, aka robbie savage. What a fucking cunt that barbie-haired pillock is.

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Guest DingTheRioja

Only northerners, working in factories, screwing lids on jars, or putting caps on toothpaste,  listen to radio 1. 

​Do you need to do all 3 to qualify?

 

Only, I'm northern but never listen to that shite, haven't done in 20 years I don't think... even then it was by accident when a workman was doing some stuff on a house I owned... soon re-tuned his fancy pants DeWalt radio to TFM.... they're only wankers, not cunts on TFM...

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​Do you need to do all 3 to qualify?

 

Only, I'm northern but never listen to that shite, haven't done in 20 years I don't think... even then it was by accident when a workman was doing some stuff on a house I owned... soon re-tuned his fancy pants DeWalt radio to TFM.... they're only wankers, not cunts on TFM...

​strictly speaking yes , all 3 are required 

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In the interests of preserving the corners strict anti racism stance jiggery, let's not forget the other unmitigated fucktard on 606, aka robbie savage. What a fucking cunt that barbie-haired pillock is.

​Indeed. It wasn't and never will be, race that prompts a posting from me.

I find imbecility pretty much does the trick

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This is my first post, and it is about the biggest cunts of all.

 

 

This is my first post CUNT

​May I be the first to suggest that you both get together and throw yourselves under a steamroller. Failing that, I suggest you both duel to the death. The winner can then fuck off back to whatever stone you crawled out from under.

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Guest Bill Stickers

​May I be the first to suggest that you both get together and throw yourselves under a steamroller. Failing that, I suggest you both duel to the death. The winner can then fuck off back to whatever stone you crawled out from under.​

Were you born a rambunctious cunt, or did it develop later in life? 

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Guest Snatch

Fatty, you disgusting toad. There's something familiar about you...

​I was thinking that myself Deci.

Seems very familiar all of a sudden.

Any,Radio 1's for cunts and football is for irons.

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