Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Yes siree! That's me. I have ridden the serotonin highway for the last time and decided to jack it in and go au naturel. At the moment for the last few weeks and the next week, going half dose. All well so far. Had a typically 'high day' today, even going so far as saying 'thank you' to the kitchen as I left it, grateful for the lovely food it delivered. I'll pay for that high soon enough I'm sure. Will keep you posted 'cos I know you will be hanging on with tenterhooks. PK and Spoot - butt the fuck out. I know what I'm doing and patronisation is about the last thing I need right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Yes siree! That's me. I have ridden the serotonin highway for the last time and decided to jack it in and go au naturel. At the moment for the last few weeks and the next week, going half dose. All well so far. Had a typically 'high day' today, even going so far as saying 'thank you' to the kitchen as I left it, grateful for the lovely food it delivered. I'll pay for that high soon enough I'm sure. Will keep you posted 'cos I know you will be hanging on with tenterhooks. PK and Spoot - butt the fuck out. I know what I'm doing and patronisation is about the last thing I need right now.Shit I know what you're going through. You'll be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Shit I know what you're going through. You'll be fineThank you Lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 You'll be back on them sooner or later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 What the fuck is this shit?Do we really want to know about your personal/medical problems? Take it to Facebook for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 What the fuck is this shit?Do we really want to know about your personal/medical problems? Take it to Facebook for fucks sake.What a fucking hypocrite. That's the last time I spend two hours trying to console you about your chronic impotency over PM. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 What a fucking hypocrite. That's the last time I spend two hours trying to console you about your chronic impotency over PM.I appreciate you efforts sir and i'm sure, as you claim, you are "an internationally renowned sexual therapist". However, "try taking it up the arse you no winkle cunt" doesn't really cut it with me. May i suggest that Frank would make a more appropriate client? Thanks anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 What the fuck is this shit?Do we really want to know about your personal/medical problems? Take it to Facebook for fucks sake.I'll post what the fuck I like on here and not what you tell me too. Now I know your opinion of me is that I am a white, bad skinned, frigid old bat, we're over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I appreciate you efforts sir and i'm sure, as you claim, you are "an internationally renowned sexual therapist". However, "try taking it up the arse you no winkle cunt" doesn't really cut it with me. May i suggest that Frank would make a more appropriate client? Thanks anyway.Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I know how you feel - it's the same with me and Viagra.These two lolly sticks and several rubber bands, a job lot of Vaseline, my smart phone, charger, a case of Redbull and a box of man-size tissues; I can reliably inform you that 'T-Mobile Unlimited Internet' is not unlimited - it only lasts for 3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Yes siree! That's me. I have ridden the serotonin highway for the last time and decided to jack it in and go au naturel. At the moment for the last few weeks and the next week, going half dose. All well so far. Had a typically 'high day' today, even going so far as saying 'thank you' to the kitchen as I left it, grateful for the lovely food it delivered. I'll pay for that high soon enough I'm sure. Will keep you posted 'cos I know you will be hanging on with tenterhooks. PK and Spoot - butt the fuck out. I know what I'm doing and patronisation is about the last thing I need right now.Yes coming off it gradually and slowly is the way to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Yes siree! That's me. I have ridden the serotonin highway for the last time and decided to jack it in and go au naturel. At the moment for the last few weeks and the next week, going half dose. All well so far. Had a typically 'high day' today, even going so far as saying 'thank you' to the kitchen as I left it, grateful for the lovely food it delivered. I'll pay for that high soon enough I'm sure. Will keep you posted 'cos I know you will be hanging on with tenterhooks. PK and Spoot - butt the fuck out. I know what I'm doing and patronisation is about the last thing I need right now.Why not simply replace it with alcohol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Why not simply replace it with alcohol?My treatment of choice. How about you, Jacko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 "Jacko"?Don't tell me have another Jazz-style multi I'd obsessive in our midst.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Why not simply replace it with alcohol?My treatment of choice. How about you, Jacko?"Jacko"?Don't tell me have another Jazz-style multi I'd obsessive in our midst.... I suspect its reference to the fact "I'm off the pop" for a bit, due to my excessive binge drinking. You know fine well Scotty you little nasty. I would strongly advise that everyone on here drinks heavily. It will help you all through it. No one needs it more. And as it happens, you bastards, I'm finding it easy. Tomorrow is the big test. And as for you Poohbear, get stuck into some of Aldi's finest and you'll be fine. Now everyone fuck off, I'm trying to enjoy my Panda Cola drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I know what I'm doing and patronisation is about the last thing I need right now.I refer you to the Anal Probing nom in the archive........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I suspect its reference to the fact "I'm off the pop" for a bit, due to my excessive binge drinking. You know fine well Scotty you little nasty. I would strongly advise that everyone on here drinks heavily. It will help you all through it. No one needs it more. And as it happens, you bastards, I'm finding it easy. Tomorrow is the big test. And as for you Poohbear, get stuck into some of Aldi's finest and you'll be fine. Now everyone fuck off, I'm trying to enjoy my Panda Cola drink. That's the first I've heard of your dry spell jacko. As long as you're persisting with such foolishness, might I recommend a small paperback by Jeffrey Bernard, titled Reach for the ground. I guarantee it'll improve your mood, especially if you do what I did and only read it in the pub. He was a boozer of heroic proportions, and its a superb read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 That's the first I've heard of your dry spell jacko. As long as you're persisting with such foolishness, might I recommend a small paperback by Jeffrey Bernard, titled Reach for the ground. I guarantee it'll improve your mood, especially if you do what I did and only read it in the pub. He was a boozer of heroic proportions, and its a superb read.I'm an avid reader Scotty, I'll take you up on that. I've just bought a copy online as the foreword is by Peter O'Toole. By fuck, that man knew how to knock it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I'm an avid reader Scotty, I'll take you up on that. I've just bought a copy online as the foreword is by Peter O'Toole. By fuck, that man knew how to knock it back.Good man, post a review. One of the snippets that Bernard mentioned in the book is that Peter O'Toole actually became teetotal, I think before starring in the play about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 Yes siree! That's me. I have ridden the serotonin highway for the last time and decided to jack it in and go au naturel. At the moment for the last few weeks and the next week, going half dose. All well so far. Had a typically 'high day' today, even going so far as saying 'thank you' to the kitchen as I left it, grateful for the lovely food it delivered. I'll pay for that high soon enough I'm sure. Will keep you posted 'cos I know you will be hanging on with tenterhooks. PK and Spoot - butt the fuck out. I know what I'm doing and patronisation is about the last thing I need right now.Take it easy, poppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 If is anything like coming off venlafaxine I feel for you. Seven years of that stuff was hard to stop. Not sure if they really helped or just masked the issue. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 If is anything like coming off venlafaxine I feel for you. Seven years of that stuff was hard to stop. Not sure if they really helped or just masked the issue. Good luck.I've never had any of these particular pleasures. Pyschotherapeutic advice in my neck of the woods boiled down to "Grow a fucking pair, you big fucking Jessie!" (I believe the yoof of today express this as "Nut up or shut up!".) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 I've never had any of these particular pleasures. Pyschotherapeutic advice in my neck of the woods boiled down to "Grow a fucking pair, you big fucking Jessie!" (I believe the yoof of today express this as "Nut up or shut up!".)It's never too late to try, Cunty. I have so far grown tree eyes and a leg, but it served me well.I can tell a cunt from a mile off and never tire of walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 I've never had any of these particular pleasures. Pyschotherapeutic advice in my neck of the woods boiled down to "Grow a fucking pair, you big fucking Jessie!" (I believe the yoof of today express this as "Nut up or shut up!".)It was a long time ago. Unfortunately the side effects were not pleasurable. Priapism is embarrasing and painful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 I have often wondered if I need antidepressants, but watching my mum on Nardil and Valium and having to deal with that as I was growing up, puts me off all prescribed mind benders. I just console myself with the thought that I am just a miserable, cynical cunt and pretend that I'm not, while trying not to cry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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