Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I've got one. A pain emanating from under a crown and it has been going on for some days. Horrible metallic taste in mouth. Too tight to go to the dentist and thinking it will go away if I drink enough Aldi cider and take paracetamol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 It'll go away if you take enough paracetamol - about 10g should do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 It'll go away if you take enough paracetemol - about 10g should do it.Titrated with how much cider? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Titrated with how much cider?All of it. for fuck's sake woman, ALL OF IT. That dry January has really fucked you over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Night Nurse and Newkie Brown... sleep for 14 hours and your cured.....oh.. hang on, that was for a cold.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I don't know whether I have mentioned this, but I had a lady from the exotic east stay with me as an exchange student, and she used to get Chinese medicine posted to her. It used to knock her out for 24 hours and any ills they had disappeared. Would love to get hold of that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 They're called Roofies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I don't know whether I have mentioned this, but I had a lady from the exotic east stay with me as an exchange student, and she used to get Chinese medicine posted to her. It used to knock her out for 24 hours and any ills they had disappeared. Would love to get hold of that stuff. Its probably got powdered rhino or ground down bits of tiger in it knowing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Its probably got powdered rhino or ground down bits of tiger in it knowing them. It's more likely to contain dormouse if it's an aid to sleep. Pop one under the tongue and allow to slowly dissolve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I've got one. A pain emanating from under a crown and it has been going on for some days. Horrible metallic taste in mouth. Too tight to go to the dentist and thinking it will go away if I drink enough Aldi cider and take paracetamol.You're a fucking disaster zone at the minute P'Bear. First the drug problem and now this. Its ruining my erotic fantasies of you in your lycra running gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 You're a fucking disaster zone at the minute P'Bear. First the drug problem and now this. Its ruining my erotic fantasies of you in your lycra running gear.I been to the hair dressers today and had my hair all tonged like Farrah Fawcett-Majors. Just going out into the public arena without any mood enhancers. Wish me luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Like this ? Cor...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Like this ? Cor......Just like that - but without the arse cancer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Well, have a few stiff ones for me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Just like that - but without the arse cancer!Arse cancer is a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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