Guest JackoTC Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Wanted to take my American friend to see Scotland v USA at Elland Road. Two cheap shitty tickets plus booking fee (of £51) have just cost me £235. Piss taking pricks. Some of the tickets for England v Fiji are £315, and those are just to get near the middle at the halfway line, they are as much as £600 elsewhere. Alas, the Corporates have fucked us again. And I'm not just moaning cos I'm off the booze and fags, that's a doddle. Its just upsetting. Fucked over again sports fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 What a fucking rip off, Jacko. Make sure to drink with flare and then piss on the floor and wipe your arse on the wall during your frequent trips to the loo. It may help to elicit at least a vague feeling of getting some value for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Don't buy them then - it's people like you who inflate the prices for this shit events. Bet you pay a fiver for a beer when you're in there as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Bet you pay a fiver for a beer when you're in there as well.I don't know - he sounds more like a Babycham sort of chap to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 You....have....an......American...friend ? I don't understand.More a family associate, if you will. If you won't, I'll understand.Don't buy them then - it's people like you who inflate the prices for this shit events. Bet you pay a fiver for a beer when you're in there as well.Stop talking about booze. I can smell the Taurus cider on your sweet lips.I don't know - he sounds more like a Babycham sort of chap to me...You know better........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Only a Yob football supporter would do that.I booked my tickets months ago through the online ballot system at a fraction of the prices Jacko paid.Lol.You don't strike me as a rugby kind of guy. More like an afternoon tea with God's blessings' type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Played the game at prep and Public school, college and club level.Best game to play. Now it's golf and I excel at that too.Of course you did. It's what caused your brain damage in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Played the game at prep and Public school, college and club level.Best game to play. Now it's golf and I excel at that too.I'll probably be accused of stalking but who fucking cares. If it's things that you excel at we're talking about, don't forget to include talking utter fucking shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 I'll probably be accused of stalking but who fucking cares. If it's things that you excel at we're talking about, don't forget to include talking utter fucking shit.You'd make a piss-poor stalker - you missed a golden opportunity to speculate on his handicap! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 (edited) You'd make a piss-poor stalker - you missed a golden opportunity to speculate on his handicap!Plus his love of balls, various types of irons and small holes. Edited March 18, 2015 by Decimus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 You'd make a piss-poor stalker - you missed a golden opportunity to speculate on his handicap!I don't think anyone is in any doubt as to what his handicap is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 I fucking hate sport. I'm more of a spliff, bottle of plonk and porno film man myself. That's my idea physical exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 I prefer Rugby League Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I agree with other posters, the price of such tickets is fucking absurd.... And the price of any drink is astronomical. I would rather drink my own piss....... And frequently do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Played the game at prep and Public school, college and club level.Best game to play. Now it's golf and I excel at that too.Who is this fucking two bob prick and when is he going to fuck off? He sounds like one of Ratsfuhrer's IDs. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 There's the 'Strictly Come dancing' scrum, where beefy men engage in a homo-erotic terpsechoran love ritual ('Crouch! Touch! Pause! Apply The Lube' Bugger each other!') before repeating ad nauseam or until the ref gives a penalty none can explain.Then there's the gaying up of the rucking laws...and that's all before you get to booting the ball off the pitch as a legitimate tactical exercise, the whole Passion Play performed in front of a bunch of middle-class twats singing a negro spiritual (about a chariot coming for to carry them home to their four bedroomed Cotswold mansion, with en suite Moroccan boys and hot and dildo rails) without a hint of irony.No wonder punkape's left this one behind - it's way more Brony territory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Who is this fucking two bob prick and when is he going to fuck off? He sounds like one of Ratsfuhrer's IDs. Wanker.he hasnt got the wits of Ratty.... at least Ratty is consistent.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Better than naked Buckaroo? Don't be silly.I'm partial to Jenga - played only with the use of your tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I'm partial to Jenga - played only with the use of your tongue.Brony won't be able to copy that. Both his tongue and his dick are still stuck in a mouse-trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Better than naked Buckaroo? Don't be silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I meant to quote this earlierbest game everToo fucking late now - just look at what you've started! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 he hasnt got the wits of Ratty.... at least Ratty is consistent..Rats are the only creatures besides humans capable of laughter. I read that somewhere. Or at least I think I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Is that her breasts or is she sitting on Harry Hill and Gregg Wallace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 A corpse would, somehow, still manage to say "fuck off you ugly fat waster".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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