Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 I have been free of him since January but he just tried to sneak up on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Wanker's cramp? If so, cease your enthusiastic strumming right now-HUSSY!Calf of my right leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Have you considered strumming yourself off as a way of deflecting attention away from your calf? It worked for my Aunty Vi. Mind you, she was never allowed in the library again, but they should have put a "Caution:Wet Floor" sign up. The cunts.Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Driving?That can cause me a right load of shit if I don't drive for a week then do a load in one go.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Lux Interior was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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