Guest Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 I went to a party last night and was talking to some woman who kept saying this to everything I was talking about. Don't mind saying it boiled my Cabernet Sauvignon flavoured piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 'Tell me about it.' I just did you brainless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 I went to a party last night and was talking to some woman who kept saying this to everything I was talking about. Don't mind saying it boiled my Cabernet Sauvignon flavoured piss.You should have punched her in the face so she could add the experience to her extensive T-shirt collection...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 I went to a party last night and was talking to some woman who kept saying this to everything I was talking about. Don't mind saying it boiled my Cabernet Sauvignon flavoured piss.I know exactly what you are talking about cat .. I've been there and got the t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Where the fuck is Punk when we need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Where the fuck is Punk when we need him?Dead .. he's a stiff up on the car park at The Cat & Fiddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Or wrapped around a tree in his Range Rover coffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 My current favourite t- shirt bears the legend:I hate morning people. And mornings. And people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Just ask her if you can come round one time and view her extensive T-Shirt collection......and then unload your cabernet sauvignon-infused bladder over the whole patronising carry-on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Your witty riposte should be;-So,are you going to wear that T-shirt wet to the next party? If so, I'm definately cumming to that one!! PHWOAR!!!Yes, even women can say that line.. makes it even funnier...you will suddenly be very popular with all the blokes in the room.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 It's interesting that these fuckers think that their tuppenny halfpenny cynicism can be passed off as cool, wry wit. It can't, it's fucking tedium incarnate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Been there, done that, got the broken nose to prove it........... Liverpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Been there, done that, got the bio-hazard suit and shoulder launched cruise missile to prove it - High Wycombe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Been there, done that, got the bio-hazard suit and shoulder launched cruise missile to prove it - High Wycombe Ryemead Way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Ryemead Way?I don't deal in specifics.It's just every time I visit (or more correctly, shoot through it like a bat out of hell) the place it has the whiff of downtrodden misery to it, which is strange given it's proximity to leafy stockbroker-belt places like Beaconsfield and Marlow.Even West Wycombe, up by the Hellfire Caves, feels like the Village of the Damned, with snaggle-toothed locals eyeing Johnny Grockle here with a menacing leer.Altogether weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 (edited) People who say "I turned round and said" get my hackles up:"So she turned round and said "You can fuck off bitch"! So I turned round and said "You fuck off".Wait so you started out facing away from each other?"Er...no"!Ah so you were facing each other and then ended up back to back?"No"Then stop talking fucking nonsense then. Edited March 16, 2015 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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