Miles Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 31 minutes ago, Eddie said: I have moved in to selling toilet rolls, banging quality, the quilted stuff, can deliver I found 100 pack of 3 ply paper .. I have now got three Vietnamese slaves splitting them into single ply so I can sell on as single ply at 5,000% profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I found 100 pack of 3 ply paper .. I have now got three Vietnamese slaves splitting them into single ply so I can sell on as single ply at 5,000% profit. Soon, the only toilet paper available will be the vast, unused stocks of 'IZAL' that have languished in the store rooms of schools and public facilities since the 1980s when people rejected it's use on the grounds that it didn't actually remove shit, just spread it around. Makes good tracing paper for kids though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Soon, the only toilet paper available will be the vast, unused stocks of 'IZAL' that have languished in the store rooms of schools and public facilities since the 1980s when people rejected it's use on the grounds that it didn't actually remove shit, just spread it around. Makes good tracing paper for kids though. Izal feel so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. Izal feel so lucky in ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Soon, the only toilet paper available will be the vast, unused stocks of 'IZAL' that have languished in the store rooms of schools and public facilities since the 1980s when people rejected it's use on the grounds that it didn't actually remove shit, just spread it around. Makes good tracing paper for kids though. .........and a great musical instrument used with a comb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Izal feel so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. Izal feel so lucky in ... Love Izal you need, love Izal you need, Love Izal you need.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Renton Flange said: Fucking Slopes! For one of these countries that....apparently was the cradle of civilisation they've sure gone down hill since.So what the fuck are they now? Money mad communists? Eat anything,sell anything,morally bankrupt and their women are like their food. Half an hour later....you want another one cos they don't quite hit the spot. Nice one Flange. Welcome to the site. I've even given you a like to break your cherry. Oh and fuck off you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nice one Flange. Welcome to the site. I've even given you a like to break your cherry. Oh and fuck off you cunt. Kissing a mayfly's arse. Disgraceful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kissing a mayfly's arse. Disgraceful. It was a gadfly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kissing a mayfly's arse. Disgraceful. Explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Their ladies' genitalia are sideways, so I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 5 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Their ladies' genitalia are sideways, so I hear. Yes, the noise they make when sliding down a bannister is... 'Dum-dum-dum'... Rather than 'whoosh'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 On 13/03/2015 at 17:28, Guest said: orrible little people who are intent on making anything beautiful or unusual in the animal kingdom extinct. the rarer it is the more intent they are in making it extinct who the fuck eats a rare tigers cock in a soup, or sprinkles rhino horn in their noodles so they can get a boner? there is nothing they wont eat, and having come from the stone age to a world power in 50 years, their influence is massive. rude, arrogant and vile, its true they really do shit in the street (i've seen it first hand). normally seen in abundance fighting and pushing over shite in the christmas sales and screaming gobbledy gook a cunt of a country and cunt of a race Just bumping this nom for no other reason than it deserves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 On 13/03/2015 at 18:15, White Cunt said: Repugnant dwarf race, resurfacing from time to time in the world food chain. But being quite thick by volume, it can be guaranteed that they will fuck things up in the long term and disappear from the map again. Wise words indeed and how true have they come to be? If you’ve got next Fridays Euromillions numbers please PM me ASAP as I’ll be venturing out to the shops this afternoon and I think a new Bentley might be just the thing to cheer ‘her indoors’ up. She’s becoming a right miserable, sour faced cunt. Actually, she’s always been like that. Forget it mate. Hopefully the brakes will fail on her Mini Metro soon in the fast lane. That’ll cheer me up no end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Wise words indeed and how true have they come to be? If you’ve got next Fridays Euromillions numbers please PM me ASAP as I’ll be venturing out to the shops this afternoon and I think a new Bentley might be just the thing to cheer ‘her indoors’ up. She’s becoming a right miserable, sour faced cunt. Actually, she’s always been like that. Forget it mate. Hopefully the brakes will fail on her Mini Metro soon in the fast lane. That’ll cheer me up no end. I wish I could help on the lottery front, but that kind of ability is not my forte. On the other hand, I predict car prices, along with the whole industry going through the floor, so that Bentley may just be within reach, comes Christmas 🎄 time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 5 hours ago, King Billy said: Wise words indeed and how true have they come to be? If you’ve got next Fridays Euromillions numbers please PM me ASAP as I’ll be venturing out to the shops this afternoon and I think a new Bentley might be just the thing to cheer ‘her indoors’ up. She’s becoming a right miserable, sour faced cunt. Actually, she’s always been like that. Forget it mate. Hopefully the brakes will fail on her Mini Metro soon in the fast lane. That’ll cheer me up no end. My ex asked me what I'd do if we won . I told the bitch that I'd take my half and leave. She told me we'd won a tenner, gave me 5 quid and told me to fuck off... I've subsequently calculated that your chances of winning the lottery are identical to whether you play or not, and whereas I used to purchase a ticket every week, I now watch it for nothing on tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 Your chances of winning the lottery are about the same as you getting run over by a car and the doctor NOT putting Covid-19 on your death certificate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 41 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: My ex asked me what I'd do if we won . I told the bitch that I'd take my half and leave. She told me we'd won a tenner, gave me 5 quid and told me to fuck off... I've subsequently calculated that your chances of winning the lottery are identical to whether you play or not, and whereas I used to purchase a ticket every week, I now watch it for nothing on tv. A Scotsman won 10 million on the lottery. His wife said to him “What shall we do with all these begging letters?” “Keep sending them he replied.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: A Scotsman won 10 million on the lottery. His wife said to him “What shall we do with all these begging letters?” “Keep sending them he replied.” Fuck off he wasn't a Scot, they was from Burslem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: A Scotsman won 10 million on the lottery. His wife said to him “What shall we do with all these begging letters?” “Keep sending them he replied.” A friend of mine won 15 million. He told his girlfriend to pack a couple of suitcases. "Ooh summer or winter clothes" she asked him. He replied "Anything you want. Fuck off". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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