colonelkurtz Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Tom Daley tells BBC Sport about a brand new dive to replace his "demon" routine of the backwards 2.5 somersault with 2.5 twists in the piked position.........describes his new routine, a forward 3.5 somersaults with one twist in the piked position, as "like a little firework"....what the fuck is he on about ? - All I know is the last time mrs colonel and I tried that malarky I put my back out something rotten and it was the spare bedroom for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 A gay pikey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 It's probably a position in the Gay Kama Sutra that Tom (loves it up the Gary Glitter) Daley was referring to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Because we're all likely to go down the pool this afternoon and blithely lunch ourselves into orbit, throwing the biomechanics of diving joyously to the four winds, crashing poolwards and scattering the Pakistani kids throwing their locker key in and diving to find it.What kind of stupid cunts does he take us for (rhetorical)? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 The things these gays get up to in the bedroom, he must be quite knackered by the time it gets down to the meaty bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 So the Yanks say they might arm the Ukrainians. And this helps the situation how exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 So the Yanks say they might arm the Ukrainians. And this helps the situation how exactly? Good point ratter and very relevant. Obviously to piss off Putin. He doesn't like gays so hates Tom Daley and his "off the top of the wardrobe" flying bum penetration moves. He does, however, like small boys-one of the allegations made by that ex KGB bloke whose name a cant remember and have no chance of spelling, made before some cunt dropped radioactive sugar lumps in his tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Good point ratter and very relevant. Obviously to piss off Putin. He doesn't like gays so hates Tom Daley and his "off the top of the wardrobe" flying bum penetration moves. He does, however, like small boys-one of the allegations made by that ex KGB bloke whose name a cant remember and have no chance of spelling, made before some cunt dropped radioactive sugar lumps in his tea. Vlad's cool. Ruskies judge their leaders not on domestic policy or economic success but on how well they don't kowtow to cunts in Europe and America. Fuck, even I admire him for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Vlad's cool. Ruskies judge their leaders not on domestic policy or economic success but on how well they don't kowtow to cunts in Europe and America. Fuck, even I admire him for that. True, he's a popular bastard with all his naked horse riding with his moobs out and saving Siberian tigers single handed. But if you control the media and most of your subjects are border line alchys with pot bellies and eyes to close together, it's not hard to impress. Back in the day maggie stuck two fingers up at most world leaders even gave Reagan a bollocking. Vlads doing the same and doesn't give a shit how many die, look a Chechnya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Never heard of him He's a cunt, and a gay cunt at that. That's all the information you'll ever need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 So the Yanks say they might arm the Ukrainians. And this helps the situation how exactly? It helps Americas cash situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 It helps Americas cash situation. Bloody yanks, they arm the Ukrainians, and get paid in poultry from Chernobyl Farms! Butcher a hen, and it regenerates itself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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