Guest MikeD Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 And we all know that those stranded in Egypt have got nothing better to do than tune into his programme on their mobiles.Why don't the BBC just send him over?I imagine he'll fix everything in about five fucking minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Why don't the BBC just send him over?I imagine he'll fix everything in about five fucking minutes.Probably hasn't got the bollocks to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Down, but not out my little northern monkey. Not just yet. I'll be keeping a close eye on you, sweetheart.Sleep with one eye open twatface. I am paranoid as fuck when I think poofters are weighing up my bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Although in my youth I pissed away a lot of money on credit cards, which indeed took fucking years to pay back, I had plenty of fun with them and I still have a lot of happy memories of those crazy days. Having a cunt like Martin Lewis ruining my joy of silly spending at the time would have been fucking awful. Now living in a relative financial stability, with zero credit card balances and having a rather boring and predictable existence, I still wouldn't listen to this tight-fisted voucher king, who would drive any small business to bankruptcy, so that he could save himself some money. An utter cunt.I wish you'd gone bankrupt and topped yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 (edited) 'Expert' As inan ex is a has-beena spurt is something that dribbles down your leg.Or something like that. Cunts Edited November 8, 2015 by Manky Cunttype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Sleep with one eye open twatface. I am paranoid as fuck when I think poofters are weighing up my bum.Manky, let me put your mind at rest. Even if I was the most desperate of screaming benders, with standards lower than your single figured IQ, I would still rather smear my cock in honey and wave it at a swarm of Japanese hornets than go anywhere near your filthy, northern ring piece. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Manky, let me put your mind at rest. Even if I was the most desperate of screaming benders, with standards lower than your single figured IQ, I would still rather smear my cock in honey and wave it at a swarm of Japanese hornets than go anywhere near your filthy, northern ring piece.You kinky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 See him bombing around on his bike round these parts.Talking about stating the obvious, I love the ad concerning the flu jab with the wise words "If you're feeling cold turn the heating up a notch" and "If you're feeling ill, pop along to your Dr". Marvellous. I'm wondering who I should see for a toothache? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Manky, let me put your mind at rest. Even if I was the most desperate of screaming benders, with standards lower than your single figured IQ, I would still rather smear my cock in honey and wave it at a swarm of Japanese hornets than go anywhere near your filthy, northern ring piece.Glad to hear that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 I remember him on tv few years back ogling the tits of some tv Dr on GMTV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 I remember him on tv few years back ogling the tits of some tv Dr on GMTV.Well, at least he's not an iron then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Well, at least he's not an iron then.Irons are for poofs and women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 I wish you'd gone bankrupt and topped yourself.I take responsibility for fucking about with borrowed money and tend to pay my debts. I will leave the easy option to losers like your kind self. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 I take responsibility for fucking about with borrowed money and tend to pay my debts. I will leave the easy option to losers like your kind self. Now fuck off.The most responsible thing would have been to kill yourself. Try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Why don't the BBC just send him over?I imagine he'll fix everything in about five fucking minutes.You've obviously forgotten what happened the last time the beeb trusted someone to "fix it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 The most responsible thing would have been to kill yourself. Try again.To try again, there has to be a precedent you fucking cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 To try again, there has to be a precedent you fucking cretin.Are you having some kind of episode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 I kid you not, this cunt was on BBC this morning telling everyone that "it may not be the ideal time to go to Paris." I can only imagine that it must be quite expensive there at the moment as I can't think of any other reason. This bastard is either related to someone very high up at the BBC or has a picture of that person at a rent-boy bukakke party and is blackmailing him as there's absolutely no justification for this cunt's job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 2 hours ago, MikeD said: I kid you not, this cunt was on BBC this morning telling everyone that "it may not be the ideal time to go to Paris." I can only imagine that it must be quite expensive there at the moment as I can't think of any other reason. This bastard is either related to someone very high up at the BBC or has a picture of that person at a rent-boy bukakke party and is blackmailing him as there's absolutely no justification for this cunt's job. I should think now is the best time to go to Paris. It's not going to happen again so soon and what with so many Police,army and other security Monsieurs walking around you should feel quiet safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 Just now, Snatch said: I should think now is the best time to go to Paris. It's not going to happen again so soon and what with so many Police,army and other security Monsieurs walking around you should feel quiet safe. Very true, but I think i'll listen to Simon as he's the expert. After all, he works for the BBC and they wouldn't employ clueless fuckwits....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 9 hours ago, MikeD said: Very true, but I think i'll listen to Simon as he's the expert. After all, he works for the BBC and they wouldn't employ clueless fuckwits....... Those French cops are very dishy. I might go across for a couple of days during this week. J'suis la Romany Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Those French cops are very dishy. I might go across for a couple of days during this week. J'suis la Romany Bonsoir a tous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 5 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Bonsoir a tous! Stop staring at my tous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Stop staring at my tous. I'm bloody wasted here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyPoj Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Knows fuck all about everything. Best line of his when travelling is “make sure you have your passport” non shit Sherlock”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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