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Friday Night Special!... Frank sings.. The Girl From Ipanema.


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Just now, Frank said:

I'd be happy for you and I to go double on bubble. We'd have to gag the sap... did you read that shitty nom the toilet came up with today? 

He promised a ton of likes, enough to overtake bill, next thing I know I was hog tied in a panel van. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
1 hour ago, Frank said:

Well, I won’t be posting again until his membership is fully reinstated. Fuck you. 

On the way out, feel free to fall headfirst into the jamb of the door and crush your head by slamming it until you lose consciousness!

Fuck off.

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Guest DrCunt
15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

On the way out, feel free to fall headfirst into the jamb of the door and crush your head by slamming it until you lose consciousness!

Fuck off.

That's way too fucking tame, Wiz. Up your game.

I'd recommend that he forgoes the park bench tonight and instead chooses a nice warm wheelie bin, followed by compaction and disposal at the local council tip. He's so shit they'll never be able to distinguish his remains from the mountains of soiled nappies.

Corrie McKeague was a stupid fucking cunt.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
34 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

That's way too fucking tame, Wiz. Up your game.

I'd recommend that he forgoes the park bench tonight and instead chooses a nice warm wheelie bin, followed by compaction and disposal at the local council tip. He's so shit they'll never be able to distinguish his remains from the mountains of soiled nappies.

Corrie McKeague was a stupid fucking cunt.

Frank has never been, and will never be worthy of more effort, DrC!  I don't care how he fucking dies, as long as it's excruciatingly painful.

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Guest DrCunt
Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

Frank has never been, and will never be worthy of more effort, DrC!  I don't care how he fucking dies, as long as it's excruciatingly painful.

That's my point entirely. Death wasn't a foregone conclusion in your scenario.

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Guest judgetwi
3 hours ago, Frank said:

I’m the best on here. 

Frank only has two topics of conversation :

1 How fucking great, rich and clever he is.

2 What a useless cunt everybody else is ( unless they are licking his arse )

Here’s a third one Frank.

Why do you love the fucking McCanns so much?

I would be interested in the wanker’s answer to that question.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
58 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

That's my point entirely. Death wasn't a foregone conclusion in your scenario.

An interesting dilemma.  Most who incur repeated blunt force trauma to the head die.  Those who have nobody who care for their existence, like Frank, fare even worse.  However, the lisght possibility the thick skulled cunt would survive is real.

I'll work on it.  

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Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

An interesting dilemma.  Most who incur repeated blunt force trauma to the head die.  Those who have nobody who care for their existence, like Frank, fare even worse.  However, the lisght possibility the thick skulled cunt would survive is real.

I'll work on it.  

Excellent. I look forward to many more novel, painful and long drawn out suggestions for the worm's demise.

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Guest DrCunt
27 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Frank only has two topics of conversation :

1 How fucking great, rich and clever he is.

2 What a useless cunt everybody else is ( unless they are licking his arse )

Here’s a third one Frank.

Why do you love the fucking McCanns so much?

I would be interested in the wanker’s answer to that question.

He is Gerry McCann's homosexual lover, perhaps.

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