Eddie Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: Pretty sure his 'girl' is too, Gobbs. I'm pretty sure our Edward is a rampant sausage-jockey. Well, the amorous PMs he sends me would indicate as such. You was well up for it, I only turned you down when the condom made you tiny cock look like a thumb in a latex glove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: You was well up for it, I only turned you down when the condom made you tiny cock look like a thumb in a latex glove. Has the syphilis finally destroyed the last of your brain cells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Has the syphilis finally destroyed the last of your brain cells? The only thing positive about you is HIV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 42 minutes ago, Frank said: If I can get a foot in the door, I'd probably batter her with a spade. Judging by the state of her face, someone already beat you to it, and beat you to it severely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Frank said: Thank you, Gobbie.. very kind words. After last night's comments I really was at my lowest ebb. I should point out that I've had no formal training on the drums. How about I pop over to yours and tap out a jazzy number on your hairy? You'd have to bring a harpoon with you to sort Keith out first. The nappy wearing lard boy has been coming on to me all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Are you talking about her arse or her cunt? I've heard her shitbox round the back is far more hairy than that badly packed kebab she calls a minge. Where as your shitbox is just full. Apart from the sloppy dollop running down your legs that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Judging by the state of her face, someone already beat you to it, and beat you to it severely. You will never see my face you shit stain. Or any of my lady parts, I can assure you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: You will never see my face you shit stain. Or any of my lady parts, I can assure you. Thanks for the assurances. I can sleep easy from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Thanks for the assurances. I can sleep easy from now on. Glad to be of service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: Glad to be of service. I regret what I said about battering you with a spade. After last night's disparaging remarks, I was trying to save face... acting hard in front of Bill. I've no doubt you're quite beautiful, especially in a negligee. Sorry. Here, have this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 5 hours ago, Frank said: I'd expect any worthwhile bits of the gobbie have long since perished. If I can get a foot in the door, I'd probably batter her with a spade. I don't know how I missed this slice of musical genius first time round. But I did. How could you Francois ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 13 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I don't know how I missed this slice of musical genius first time round. But I did. How could you Francois ? I don't have a single hair on my head, Jackie. It's not cancer.. but as good as. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: I regret what I said about battering you with a spade. After last night's disparaging remarks, I was trying to save face... acting hard in front of Bill. I've no doubt you're quite beautiful, especially in a negligee. Sorry. Here, have this.. If that's jazz, then fuck off. Useless, tuneless shite it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: I don't have a single hair on my head, Jackie. It's not cancer.. but as good as. AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: I don't have a single hair on my head, Jackie. It's not cancer.. but as good as. I'm with you. Been hiding in a pub in Waterloo for the best part of 3 weeks now. Can't face work and back on the pop with a vengeance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 5 hours ago, Frank said: I regret what I said about battering you with a spade. After last night's disparaging remarks, I was trying to save face... acting hard in front of Bill. I've no doubt you're quite beautiful, especially in a negligee. Sorry. Here, have this.. No I fucking won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, cuntspotter said: No I fucking won't. I thought you were dead, spot. Are you no longer on the cards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 I've been watching you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 6 hours ago, Frank said: I regret what I said about battering you with a spade. After last night's disparaging remarks, I was trying to save face... acting hard in front of Bill. I've no doubt you're quite beautiful, especially in a negligee. Sorry. Here, have this.. Does this mean we're engaged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: Does this mean we're in engaged? If you can blow on my cock like she blows on that sax, I think we should head straight for the alter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 15 minutes ago, Frank said: If you can blow on my cock like she blows on that sax, I think we should head straight for the alter. Frank , I can recommend Bubbles, that dirty queer done all sorts to me. I feel dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: Frank , I can recommend Bubbles, that dirty queer done all sorts to me. I feel dirty. Get down the carwash, I'm sure those Romanians with the pressure washer can help... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Get down the carwash, I'm sure those Romanians with the pressure washer can help... It will need a powerful jet wash to clean the shame. I never should have trusted him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: Frank , I can recommend Bubbles, that dirty queer done all sorts to me. I feel dirty. I'd be happy for you and I to go double on bubble. We'd have to gag the sap... did you read that shitty nom the toilet came up with today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: It will need a powerful jet wash to clean the shame. I never should have trusted him. Ask for the hard brush and that special chemical for brake dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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