cuntspotter Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 I take it we have yet to adopt the three strikes and you're out policy yet Spotters old bean? You would be wrong. The Cooler now has an occupant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 You would be wrong. The Cooler now has an occupant. Ah Yazz and Prof, like a really shit Bonnie and Clyde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 You would be wrong. The Cooler now has an occupant. Have you put the sheep in its pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 You would be wrong. The Cooler now has an occupant. Tidy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Spotto is just trying to ensure that everyone abides by the rules of the Corner. You will be joining "Yazz" very soon if you can't stop being a fucking retard. Told you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 I saw that programme. He actually had a heart attack at the wedding reception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Am I right in my observation that Mr and Mrs Beer are attired in sporting/leisure wear? Making Sport wear in XXXXXXL seems a bit contradictory really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Making Sport wear in XXXXXXL seems a bit contradictory really. Sports direct do extra stretchy gear for competition eaters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Making Sport wear in XXXXXXL seems a bit contradictory really. My point, in a nutshell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 My point, in a nutshell. Kinky fuck, what's wrong with putting it in a good old fashioned fanny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Kinky fuck, what's wrong with putting it in a good old fashioned fanny? A nutshell will just about do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 A nutshell will just about do it. Not a Brazil nut I hope. We don't like foreigners in these parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 If you want something more upmarket, check out how well the suave cunts brush up. Ah, brings back fond memories of "Chubby Brides"....Have you still got the photo of Wadbride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I saw that programme. He actually had a heart attack at the wedding reception.Did they have to surgically remove the flid bike from his arse first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Did they have to surgically remove the flid bike from his arse first? It was actually the strain of standing up for more than 10 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Have you still got the photo of Wadbride? It's safely locked away in a secure vault in my Fortess of Solitude where it can never harm humanity again. Pointless really, as once seen it cannot be unseen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 It's safely locked away in a secure vault in my Fortess of Solitude where it can never harm humanity again. Pointless really, as once seen it cannot be unseen. I never got to see it. Any chance of a second showing Baws? Just to confirm she really was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 It's safely locked away in a secure vault in my Fortess of Solitude where it can never harm humanity again. Pointless really, as once seen it cannot be unseen.You may have unwittingly discovered the best constipation cure ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 That fucking sly cunt Bricktop is online again. Brickers, giz a wave. Brickers, Brickers giz a wave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 That fucking sly cunt Bricktop is online again. Brickers, giz a wave. Brickers, Brickers giz a wave. I really hope Bricktop isn't a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I never got to see it. Any chance of a second showing Baws? Just to confirm she really was a cunt. That's a one-way ticket to permanent deletion. This place doesn't have many consistent rules but publishing someone else's personal details is a definite no no. (I got away with it once because no-one knew it was her at the time - well, no-one apart from her obviously...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 That's a one-way ticket to permanent deletion. This place doesn't have many consistent rules but publishing someone else's personal details is a definite no no. (I got away with it once because no-one knew it was her at the time - well, no-one apart from her obviously...) You got a point there Bawsy. It would probably get us both deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Fucking disgraceful cunts. You've developed the laconic put down into an art form, Londo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Fucking disgraceful cunts. He looks like Dobermann from Sgt Bilko. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 So, I've just had a coffee with a friend and some car pulls up on the double yellow lines and out climbs a fat fucking fuck female who waddles into the coffee shop/bakery, orders enough grease laden takeaway shit to feed Broneys' family for a week and waddles back out again to get in her car. I made a point of looking disgustedly at her stomach for the whole transaction. I expect she has problems with her glands and hardly eats a thing really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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