Decimus Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Let me think for a femtosecond - Cartman. That's the one!!!!! I heard he'd recently been employed by the government department for stating the fucking obvious, and was behind the recent press statement that "Al Qaeda intend to target Britain in a terrorist attack". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 My sympathy to the families of the two drowned men. fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 You should join them in your boat frank you miserable cunt. Go out Sunday evening, open the sea cocks on the toilet and in the bilge, then wait for the force ten and twenty foot rollers with full sail up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 You should join them in your boat frank you miserable cunt. Go out Sunday evening, open the sea cocks on the toilet and in the bilge, then wait for the force ten and twenty foot rollers with full sail up. .. but I like you Alf... a lot. Why would you say such a thing? I just don't think it's appropriate for you to be offering your condolences willy nilly on such an awful platform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 .. but I like you Alf... a lot. Why would you say such a thing? I just don't think it's appropriate for you to be offering your condolences willy nilly on such an awful platform. As the boat isn't real I am not really wishing you harm. I also nominated them in the first place so maybe it was driven by subliminal guilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I also nominated them in the first place so maybe it was driven by subliminal guilt. Fuck 'em up the bumhole, Darwin-style! '&do=embed' frameborder='0' data-embedContent>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Let me think for a femtosecond - Cartman. Fucking hell 'Baws, you take so long remembering this stuff :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Fucking hell 'Baws, you take so long remembering this stuff It was actually quicker than that but I reasoned (perhaps harshly) that some of the cunts on here might not be familiar with the zepto & yocto prefixes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 There isn't a lifeboat station in Camden. They wouldn't save you even if there were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 They wouldn't save you even if there were. Hello noobie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I am in Swiss Cottage and its very windy and if I put a seashell to my ear I can hear the sea. Blah blah fucking blahFor the full ambiance try licking the bottom of the salt grinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Hello noobie! Drink drain cleaner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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