cuntspotter Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Never share body fluids with colleagues or students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Free blow jobs and double bonus points..that should bring in new custom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I fucked loads of birds when I worked there. So it does have that in it's favour... Well at least it does to me. Obviously not you lot. Were many Jewesses? Very tasty when they're young but go off a bit quick, rather like radishes really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Were many Jewesses? Very tasty when they're young but go off a bit quick, rather like radishes really? How would you tell? Let's ask Rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Were many Jewesses? Very tasty when they're young but go off a bit quick, rather like radishes really? The jewess (jingle) is nothing more than a pain in the fuckin arse. Puffy fannies, big gobs, bottega veneta fucking bupkes. Feh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Ooh, do me next, Wilks, do ME! You still never did me, you soft cunt. Even more transparent than Wad, and that's saying something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Tesco are the shittiest most criminal company on earth. Every loser prick who works in tesco on minimum wage should be tortured and then killed, only because they work for a bunch of cunts and deserve to be punished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Never really had a beef with Tesco's until I moved into the city centre, with one of there Metro shops being the closest for food. Its fucking overpriced for what it is however, along with a poor selection of goods, hit it at the wrong time and it's packed. I was at the checkout last time being served by a right stunner though, so thought when in Rome and all that. Was telling her she was the cutest girl I had ever seen working for Tesco, that she could win miss Tesco 2019, to which she replied I'm only gonna be here for the next 2 years. No wonder they only pay minimum wage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Never really had a beef with Tesco's until I moved into the city centre, with one of there Metro shops being the closest for food. Its fucking overpriced for what it is however, along with a poor selection of goods, hit it at the wrong time and it's packed. I was at the checkout last time being served by a right stunner though, so thought when in Rome and all that. Was telling her she was the cutest girl I had ever seen working for Tesco, that she could win miss Tesco 2019, to which she replied I'm only gonna be here for the next 2 years. No wonder they only pay minimum wage. Rumour is Punkape said that exact same thing when asked about his start as a fluffer in gay snuff porn. But look at him today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rumour is Punkape said that exact same thing when asked about his start as a fluffer in gay snuff porn. But look at him today! Word on the street is, he also muttered the same sentence to a council official, when he was asked to move his tent from Clapham common. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 What, a nom about Tesco?! Someone immediately sound the sycophantic Withers claxon!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: What, a nom about Tesco?! Someone immediately sound the sycophantic Withers claxon!! I’d like to think even a shameless wanker like Withers would avoid posting his dreadful drivel on such an nom, but I expect he will, and “it” will doubtless give him a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: What, a nom about Tesco?! Someone immediately sound the sycophantic Withers claxon!! You would have thought he'd be all over it, like an Arab waiter on a drunk blonde tourist. Maybe he doesn't want to incriminate himself, he prefers to stuff his poultry at home. No doubt at some point he will impart some vacuity on this nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 On 08/05/2019 at 21:32, Major Cunt said: You would have thought he'd be all over it, like an Arab waiter on a drunk blonde tourist. Maybe he doesn't want to incriminate himself, he prefers to stuff his poultry at home. No doubt at some point he will impart some vacuity on this nom. You’ve spelt ‘inseminate’ slightly wrong Major. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 16 hours ago, King Billy said: You’ve spelt ‘inseminate’ slightly wrong Major. FFS 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) Some of their items are okay. I've never tried their beans though, perhaps another poster can provide an opinion. Edited May 11, 2019 by Cunty BigBollox That meanz you Ape you boring prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 15 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Some of their items are okay. I've never tried their beans though, perhaps another poster can provide an opinion. This post speaks volumes about what an idiot you are, especially as you felt it necessary to add the hilarious little edit. Withers and Pukeape can, on occasion, make this whole “beans” thing amusing. But you just can’t carry it off, and your relentless attempts to do so only serve to make you look a bigger prick than I ever believed possible. Quite a feat in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 14 minutes ago, Ape said: This post speaks volumes about what an idiot you are, especially as you felt it necessary to add the hilarious little edit. Withers and Pukeape can, on occasion, make this whole “beans” thing amusing. But you just can’t carry it off, and your relentless attempts to do so only serve to make you look a bigger prick than I ever believed possible. Quite a feat in itself. Beanz Meanz Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, Ape said: This post speaks volumes about what an idiot you are, especially as you felt it necessary to add the hilarious little edit. Withers and Pukeape can, on occasion, make this whole “beans” thing amusing. But you just can’t carry it off, and your relentless attempts to do so only serve to make you look a bigger prick than I ever believed possible. Quite a feat in itself. You sound a bit CROSSe & Blackwell mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Beanz Meanz Rattled. And there it is - the final proof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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