ratcum Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Jade Goody was of woman born? I thought she just oozed out some slime in Hackney marshes. Perhaps the mother should team up with Amy Slimehouse's old man to try and out debase each other and the memory of their respective broods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm...it's a minor talent mingbag baby. .don't feel inadequate.. I've been dealing with talentless fukwits for years Panzerknacker So you're really Simon Cowell? Thanks for inflicting 'One Direction' upon us, rotten cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 On 3/28/2017 at 4:41 PM, Snatch said: He his,I've suffered trauma because of his comebacks. And Pen likes his posts which adds even more agony. Where will we go? Move to cheddar gorge. .and then move a little bit more Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 She should be wakened while pissed with her good hand chained behind her back and her gimpy one at the controls of an A370 Airbus which has just run out of fuel at 35,000ft. I suspect the hoof-wanking bungle-cunt would be swimming in her own piss before the landing gear was down. I want her dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Move to cheddar gorge. .and then move a little bit more Panzerknacker Brilliant post. That had me knocked for six. I'm not sure how I will recover from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 On 29/03/2017 at 0:45 AM, ratcum said: Jade Goody was of woman born? I thought she just oozed out some slime in Hackney marshes. Perhaps the mother should team up with Amy Slimehouse's old man to try and out debase each other and the memory of their respective broods? She was from Bermondsey, south of the river. Hackney is north. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 4 hours ago, deebom said: She was from Bermondsey, south of the river. Hackney is north. If Allah wills it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 Hackney Marshes are at Newton Abbot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Hackney Marshes are at Newton Abbot For fucks sake check your PM's. I'd rather avoid any further animosity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 15 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Move to cheddar gorge. .and then move a little bit more Panzerknacker More words of wisdom from the only ever living person whos parents got a handwritten sincere apology from DUREX when you were conceived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: For fucks sake check your PM's. I'd rather avoid any further animosity. Why bother Eric? Leave it and carry on with your flid game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Why bother Eric? Leave it and carry on with your flid game. You're right mate, I've tried to make amends, both personally and on the forum, and she hasn't even had the common courtesy to respond. Fuck the stupid old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 10 hours ago, ratcum said: If Allah wills it What if Alan Carr willed it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're right mate, I've tried to make amends, both personally and on the forum, and she hasn't even had the common courtesy to respond. Fuck the stupid old cunt. Let her have her 5 minutes. She'll get over it and if she doesn't it's not our problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're right mate, I've tried to make amends, both personally and on the forum, and she hasn't even had the common courtesy to respond. Fuck the stupid old cunt. Man up up Eric and stop acting like a big girl's blouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Man up up Eric and stop acting like a big girl's blouse. I don't like to think that I've hurt someone's feelings Pen, and I was merely trying to assure you that it was not anyone's intention to hurt yours. If you think that trying to be a decent human being is akin to being a 'big girls blouse' then you obviously are the fruitcake that I've been told you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 On 28/03/2017 at 3:41 PM, Wizardsleeve said: I suppose our midnight rendezvous tonight, where I was supposed to insert my bald head into your minge so you can have something touch the sides is off then? Ah, so this is how old people flirt with one another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't like to think that I've hurt someone's feelings Pen, and I was merely trying to assure you that it was not anyone's intention to hurt yours. If you think that trying to be a decent human being is akin to being a 'big girls blouse' then you obviously are the fruitcake that I've been told you are. Its is better to be fruitcake than to be a sour grape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What if Alan Carr willed it? it would be buggered then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: it would be buggered then and by the same token, if you touch a Shield Bug it smells of coriander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 On 3/30/2017 at 6:10 PM, Snatch said: Brilliant post. That had me knocked for six. I'm not sure how I will recover from that. I'm sure you'll think of somthing when mingbag pulls his little maggot out of your anus snudge baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 13 hours ago, Mingeeta said: More words of wisdom from the only ever living person whos parents got a handwritten sincere apology from DUREX when you were conceived. Mmm..yours didn't get one as caravans don't have postcodes Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: I'm sure you'll think of somthing when mingbag pulls his little maggot out of your anus snudge baby Panzerknacker Your on form today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Your on form today. Mm...I'd a good day alright 7 mile run and now I'm going boozing and womanising. .pen n gyppo better stay home tonight. .de beast is loose and he's hungry baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm...I'd a good day alright 7 mile run and now I'm going boozing and womanising. .pen n gyppo better stay home tonight. .de beast is loose and he's hungry baby Panzerknacker Then you have a good night and don't go home before you've smashed some babe's back doors in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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