Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Red or white? Red, of course. We were having beef for our holiday meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 haha. Fumigate the fucking thing when hes asleep inside it I don't think I could do something like that. Frank is a nutter, but as in any eco-system, everything has a purpose. If all the algae in the seas were destroyed, plankton would die. larger creatures that depend on plankton would then die, and the problem would go right up the food chain until everything and everyone was starving. We need Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 She's living proof that some blokes will fuck just about anything. Oi, Peacock.... See that Jackie Budden? That's your girlfriend, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 27/12/2014 at 7:36 PM, cuntspotter said: Oi, Peacock.... See that Jackie Budden? That's your girlfriend, that is. Poor Drew Peacock .. is he buried under the patio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 25/12/2014 at 10:22 PM, Guest said: She was on Big Brother MikeD (Celebrity Big Brother 5) - freeloaded off the back off her devil child now burning in hell. Shows just how shite BB is when the only celebrities they can get most people havent heard of. Get a fucking huge swimming pool in it and have Michael Barrymore be first in with a bag of empty bottles, then lets see which money grabbing fame hungry twat has the nerve to go in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: Shows just how shite BB is when the only celebrities they can get most people havent heard of. Get a fucking huge swimming pool in it and have Michael Barrymore be first in with a bag of empty bottles, then lets see which money grabbing fame hungry twat has the nerve to go in. I'd say you'd swallow dive into it mingbag baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Good news for Jade Goody fans, she is still losing weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I'd say you'd swallow dive into it mingbag baby Panzerknacker The bottles would be for you so you could have kinky foreplay with some other german queer. Fucking tool. Mingeeta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Good news for Jade Goody fans, she is still losing weight. How's her hair loss problem progressing then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 20 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: How's her hair loss problem progressing then? For most peolpe, their hair keeps growing a bit after death, well, I did say most people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: For most peolpe, their hair keeps growing a bit after death, well, I did say most people... I expect mine will completely fall out, like little needles of the Christmas tree in February! My hair is a cunt, it waited until my social life was really getting fiery, then decided to begin falling out. On the bright side, I look far more sophisticated and worldly without it. I'm trying to learn to use a straight razor to shave the skull and an a power orbital sander with a buffing pad to keep the dome shiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I expect mine will completely fall out, like little needles of the Christmas tree in February! My hair is a cunt, it waited until my social life was really getting fiery, then decided to begin falling out. On the bright side, I look far more sophisticated and worldly without it. I'm trying to learn to use a straight razor to shave the skull and an a power orbital sander with a buffing pad to keep the dome shiny. Fuck off baldy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck off baldy I suppose our midnight rendezvous tonight, where I was supposed to insert my bald head into your minge so you can have something touch the sides is off then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: For most peolpe, their hair keeps growing a bit after death, well, I did say most people... That's not actually true, they used to believe the hair continued to grow after death but what really happens is the skin surrounding the follicle shrinks back and reveals more of the subcutaneous portion of the hair. I'm sure you couldn't give a toss but I thought I'd say it just to be nerdy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I suppose our midnight rendezvous tonight, where I was supposed to insert my bald head into your minge so you can have something touch the sides is off then? Better wear my sunglasses if its that shiny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's not actually true, they used to believe the hair continued to grow after death but what really happens is the skin surrounding the follicle shrinks back and reveals more of the subcutaneous portion of the hair. I'm sure you couldn't give a toss but I thought I'd say it just to be nerdy. I didn't know the corner had a CSI unit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I didn't know the corner had a CSI unit Yes, it stands for 'Completely Superfluous Information'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 On 3/27/2017 at 1:02 PM, Mingeeta said: The bottles would be for you so you could have kinky foreplay with some other german queer. Fucking tool. Mingeeta Mingbag baby I'd say the only foreplay you know anything about is the punter slipping a tenner in your Y fronts after he's wrecked your bum. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 23 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Mingbag baby I'd say the only foreplay you know anything about is the punter slipping a tenner in your Y fronts after he's wrecked your bum. Panzerknacker Oh my you really are good at comebacks aren't you. Stupid twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Better wear my sunglasses if its that shiny Shiny and smooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: Oh my you really are good at comebacks aren't you. Stupid twat. He his,I've suffered trauma because of his comebacks. And Pen likes his posts which adds even more agony. Where will we go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's not actually true, they used to believe the hair continued to grow after death but what really happens is the skin surrounding the follicle shrinks back and reveals more of the subcutaneous portion of the hair. I'm sure you couldn't give a toss but I thought I'd say it just to be nerdy. True. The couldn't give a toss bit that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Oh my you really are good at comebacks aren't you. Stupid twat. Mm...it's a minor talent mingbag baby. .don't feel inadequate.. I've been dealing with talentless fukwits for years Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Yeah, that mirrors a right bastard eh Pansy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 59 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Yeah, that mirrors a right bastard eh Pansy? Seen what ya did there ding baby. .very good Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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