Guest Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 A very bad attack of it the night before last. CRAMP is a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 That's a nasty place to have it, Miss P. Have you had your Sanatogen? Lux Interior was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 Cramp during the vinegar strokes is a real hazard for the more mature lady or gentleman (delete as appropriate, depending on who is on top.) Once, by the time I'd realised Mrs Baws wasn't just faking her usual multiple orgasm, she'd almost gone into full cardiac arrest! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 Cramp during the vinegar strokes is a real hazard for the more mature lady or gentleman (delete as appropriate, depending on who is on top.) Once, by the time I'd realised Mrs Baws wasn't just faking her usual multiple orgasm, she'd almost gone into full cardiac arrest! Yeah, Grumps and I remember that night very well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 I was on a 20 mile blast on my road bike tonight and got a cramp in my left calf at the 18 mile point. Fucking agony for about 5 minutes and it's tender as fuck now. Cramp is most definitely a CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 The cramps were a pretty good beat combo as I recall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 The cramps were a pretty good beat combo as I recall. Yeah. Ivy Rorschach and her Gretsch 6120J. Two reasons to masturbate to the Cramps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 That's a nasty place to have it, Miss P. Have you had your Sanatogen? Lux Interior was a cunt. you are new here Rev .. Have we met somewhere before? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 That's right Rev, As I recall I we were well liquored up and I passed the comment about how much of a hot root she was only for you to draw my attention to the fact I was balls deep in the toaster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 My mate gets cramp when it's his round. Serves the fucker right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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