colonelkurtz Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 next week retailers all over the country will,for one day be celebrating this olde englishe celebration of how shops really regard customers ...any requests for assistance will be met with an icy "oh, for fucks sake" stare...... "do you have this in size 10" will illicit the "just got whats on the rack you thick bitch , are you fecking blind or what" response ..... the automated " till number 5" announcements to be replaced by "get your lazy fat arse up here you idle cunt - i haven't got all fecking day". Who knows maybe we could export this jolly old tradition to our colonial cousins over there in good old murrica - after all there's nothing they like more than a slice of that lil' old englandstershire culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Freaky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 No difference to how they normally operate then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Oh, I am thinking about those supermarket festive Qs that have you waiting an hour while your turkish bird defrosts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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