Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: That's a bit misleading, isn't it Baws? You really can't make mention of Jimmy Savile's comedy genius on here without taking a kicking from the puntership and Roops. Sssh, Wiz, I just want to see how far old Smashy here is willing to go on a first date. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 29 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Well, you started better than most with an immediate apology for cursing us with your presence, but then you seem to get it into your head that anyone gives a shit about you or your online history. I've seen what a bunch of lovey dovey arse bandits they are over at Is a Cunt, so I'll let you off this time, but you're going to have to do much better than this in the future. Welcome and fuck off No! It's all gone wrong now. I just read some more of his stuff on isacunt and he used the phrase "I'm well jeal bro" in a non ironic fashion. If he starts any of that shit here, I'm afraid he's going to have to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 On 9/21/2018 at 11:25 PM, Alfie Noakes said: I am not looking and am happily enjoying freedom. Alf I’m at the in-laws in Bourge Saint Maurice about to enjoy a poulet chapon.. a big breasted castrated chicken. What are your plans over the next few days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Smashing Cunt Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No! It's all gone wrong now. I just read some more of his stuff on isacunt and he used the phrase "I'm well jeal bro" in a non ironic fashion. If he starts any of that shit here, I'm afraid he's going to have to die. If I said well jeal bro in a dockers pub in Ull id be kicked in the cunt,everyone knows its "well jeal love or luv" not bro ere in the land of norvern monkies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Smashing Cunt Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 53 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sssh, Wiz, I just want to see how far old Smashy here is willing to go on a first date. Whos buying Kitt...Cliff Richards new album? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Smashing Cunt Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Well, you started better than most with an immediate apology for cursing us with your presence, but then you seem to get it into your head that anyone gives a shit about you or your online history. I've seen what a bunch of lovey dovey arse bandits they are over at Is a Cunt, so I'll let you off this time, but you're going to have to do much better than this in the future. Welcome and fuck off Aww thanks for the warm welcome,i promise to be a right old cunt..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Smashing Cunt Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't worry, you can say whatever you like about them on here, absolutely anything goes. Any thoughts on Sir Philip Green? Phillip Green is a massive yacht owning cunt,I really liked BHS,s checked shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 With one or two tragic exceptions, a sizeable proportion of single mothers are loose, dirty slags. No less dirty for being on benefits and opening their legs to some other random bloke. I hope Santa visits them with a high powered vacuum machine, like the Womb Doom 3000, which is available at ratdeath.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 'Cunt button spastic alert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Cunt button spastic alert! He probably thinks it's a compliment. I shall fire off an exploratory "Iron" and see how that goes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Cunt button spastic alert! 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He probably thinks it's a compliment. I shall fire off an exploratory "Iron" and see how that goes. Perhaps it's the custom on his former cunting site. Which has me wondering, if he considers this place an upgrade how fucking abysmal must "is a cunt" be? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, scotty said: Perhaps it's the custom on his former cunting site. Which has me wondering, if he considers this place an upgrade how fucking abysmal must "is a cunt" be? They nominate worthy topics and people for cuntings, but it's all so fucking nicey nicey. Nobody ever calls anyone a cunt or tells them to kill themselves. Puffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They nominate worthy topics and people for cuntings, but it's all so fucking nicey nicey. Nobody ever calls anyone a cunt or tells them to kill themselves. Puffs. Well, if they're sending their rejects over here can't we put an exploratory party of our own together? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Just now, scotty said: Well, if they're sending their rejects over here can't we put an exploratory party of our own together? 🤔 I think Jewdy is already over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They nominate worthy topics and people for cuntings, but it's all so fucking nicey nicey. Nobody ever calls anyone a cunt or tells them to kill themselves. Puffs. Literally every other nomination on that site is either Theresa May, Brexit, EU or some obscure politician or radio host no one's ever heard of. Oh and 'snowflakes and lefties'. Always. Ad nauseam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think Jewdy is already over there. That explains the nicey nicey bit, then. Judge is adamantly opposed to much of what is said here, but doesn't fancy leaving altogether and taking Pen, Frank, Albert, Panz, and Bubba with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Literally every other nomination on that site is either Theresa May, Brexit, EU or some obscure politician or radio host no one's ever heard of. Oh and 'snowflakes and lefties'. Always. Ad nauseam. Fuck, looks as though they've got Panz baby after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Literally every other nomination on that site is either Theresa May, Brexit, EU or some obscure politician or radio host no one's ever heard of. Oh and 'snowflakes and lefties'. Always. Ad nauseam. I was looking at their topic list earlier. Rick Stein took a pasting for frying fish, and Olly Murs was savaged for wearing a trilby! Vicious stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was looking at their topic list earlier. Rick Stein took a pasting for frying fish, and Olly Murs was savaged for wearing a trilby! Vicious stuff! I found another one called "cunto.org' with a no holds barred quite amusing comments section on some of the nominations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Smashing Cunt Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: I found another one called "cunto.org' with a no holds barred quite amusing comments section on some of the nominations. Was looking on Cunto,Jon Gaunt gets loads of cunts,was a fan of his but hes shit now and just begs for money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I found another one called "cunto.org' with a no holds barred quite amusing comments section on some of the nominations. Just had a peek, all I can say about it is.... PILE OF SHIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 @A Smashing Cunt No point to cunting for the truth. When the remainder of the puntership has made their remarks, you'll have made yourself look a right tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 10 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I found another one called "cunto.org' with a no holds barred quite amusing comments section on some of the nominations. They have merch! I've ordered several sets of Cunto Cards for Judge - Cash On Delivery - although they'll be too late for Xmas now, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: They have merch! I've ordered several sets of Cunto Cards for Judge - Cash On Delivery - although they'll be too late for Xmas now, Maybe he'll use one as a new avatar. Old Pancho's had his day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Virgin Radio listeners are in for a treat; this cunt in the mornings and piss head Zoe Ball in the afternoons. For once I'd be envious of Helen Keller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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