Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: Happily got the decree absolute a year ago. I’m sorry to hear that, alf.. there’s only so many times one can rewire the house. Are you getting out a bit? I don’t know gyppo’s current marital status, but she’s partial to weather-beaten rickety old cunts like you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m sorry to hear that, alf.. there’s only so many times one can rewire the house. Are you getting out a bit? I don’t know gyppo’s current marital status, but she’s partial to weather-beaten rickety old cunts like you. I am not looking and am happily enjoying freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: I am not looking and am happily enjoying freedom. Noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: So that must be one of the earliest civil partnerships to end up in courts....lol, How's mr mtembe and the large queue of African customers waiting for you to be drained and rinsed off ready to go back to the glory hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Frank said: Ape scrape the silver skin from the batter and discreetly stick it in your pocket together with the knife. Go and watch wanderlust on the iPlayer and wait for Mrs A to go to bed. Sneak upstairs, creep into bed and pummel the scaly skin up Mrs A’s bumhole. Stab yourself in the eye. 3 hours ago, Frank said: I’m sorry to hear that, alf.. there’s only so many times one can rewire the house. Are you getting out a bit? I don’t know gyppo’s current marital status, but she’s partial to weather-beaten rickety old cunts like you. You are on the road to redemption you awful cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 3 hours ago, The Beast said: You are on the road to redemption you awful cunt. Does that road end with him falling into a pit of giant ravenous crocodiles and being converted into lizard shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 18 hours ago, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: How do you teach a cat to speak dog? You cover it in petrol throw a match on it and it goes woof! How do you train a dog to attack Bro' Darkies? You relatedly whack it's bollocks with Golly-W** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 21 hours ago, Frank said: I’m sorry to hear that, alf.. there’s only so many times one can rewire the house. Are you getting out a bit? I don’t know gyppo’s current marital status, but she’s partial to weather-beaten rickety old cunts like you. Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 On 9/21/2018 at 9:06 PM, Lord Punkape said: Fuck off jerk. Noting one of the main topics of news today .. Do you open and close your own "car" door when you alight from your "vehicle" or do you have someone to do this for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Anybody called Chris is a cunt, as so too is anybody called eave... Fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Apparently this cunts last day on radio merits widespread media coverage,I personally would prefer it if it was his cunting obituary they were reporting on.Ginger sycophantic cuntard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Smashing Cunt Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 TFI was watchable when music was better than the shite we are force fed nowadays,ive always thought he played the "im one of the lads and I like beer" card a bit too much though,in interviewing Paul Heaton he said "Paul me and you go for a beer after the show dont we mate" or words to that effect,Pauls reply was, "do we??" with a confused look on his face,its forced manufactured lad,ism probably cos hes got ginger insecuritys ,hes not a shit presenter by any means but waaay overated and overpriced for what he does but thats the insane vacuous world of tv for you,his voice is easily his most irritating attribute so in conclusion yeah hes a grade A cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, A Smashing Cunt said: TFI was watchable when music was better than the shite we are force fed nowadays,ive always thought he played the "im one of the lads and I like beer" card a bit too much though,in interviewing Paul Heaton he said "Paul me and you go for a beer after the show dont we mate" or words to that effect,Pauls reply was, "do we??" with a confused look on his face,its forced manufactured lad,ism probably cos hes got ginger insecuritys ,hes not a shit presenter by any means but waaay overated and overpriced for what he does but thats the insane vacuous world of tv for you,his voice is easily his most irritating attribute so in conclusion yeah hes a grade A cunt Smasher old bean, you seem so very familiar. Who were you in your previous incarnation here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, A Smashing Cunt said: TFI was watchable when music was better than the shite we are force fed nowadays,ive always thought he played the "im one of the lads and I like beer" card a bit too much though,in interviewing Paul Heaton he said "Paul me and you go for a beer after the show dont we mate" or words to that effect,Pauls reply was, "do we??" with a confused look on his face,its forced manufactured lad,ism probably cos hes got ginger insecuritys ,hes not a shit presenter by any means but waaay overated and overpriced for what he does but thats the insane vacuous world of tv for you,his voice is easily his most irritating attribute so in conclusion yeah hes a grade A cunt Excuse me, I don't wish to appear rude, but who the fuck are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Excuse me, I don't wish to appear rude, but who the fuck are you? You don't "appear" rude, Withers. You're vulgar to your core, you goose buggering French cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: You don't "appear" rude, Withers. You're vulgar to your core, you goose buggering French cunt. I h ope your Poundland plastic tree catches fire at 3.00am, and gasses you in your sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: I h ope your Poundland plastic tree catches fire at 3.00am, and gasses you in your sleep. No plastic trees here. No trees at all, in fact. I do have a lovely sturdy Oak, though. I plan to hang you from it in a few more years when it's branches can support the bulk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Smashing Cunt Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Sorry fellow cunters,Im a middle aged grumpy cunt from Yorkshire,im certain ive never had an account on here before but always meant to join and never got round to it,im Smasher on ISAC(is a cunt) but struggle to post on there a lot,sommat to do with javascript and cookies,had a twitter account called Smasher up until a year ago-ish,chose to delete my account cos I upset a famous jewish comedian who was gonna report me i think after a harmless heckle i made,so im safe,not a troll,just tend to reply to topics that grab me rather than post em,merry cuntmas an all that stuff.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, A Smashing Cunt said: Sorry fellow cunters,Im a middle aged grumpy cunt from Yorkshire,im certain ive never had an account on here before but always meant to join and never got round to it,im Smasher on ISAC(is a cunt) but struggle to post on there a lot,sommat to do with javascript and cookies,had a twitter account called Smasher up until a year ago-ish,chose to delete my account cos I upset a famous jewish comedian who was gonna report me i think after a harmless heckle i made,so im safe,not a troll,just tend to reply to topics that grab me rather than post em,merry cuntmas an all that stuff.... You know Freddy the frog from isacunt? Rumour has it that he may be here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Smashing Cunt Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You know Freddy the frog from isacunt? Rumour has it that he may be here. Yeah that name rings a bell,im not on there enough to get familiar with the regulars tbh,i just pop in an out now n then,its a good site with some talented wordsmiths,this place looks very similar but with more banter thrown in👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, A Smashing Cunt said: Sorry fellow cunters,Im a middle aged grumpy cunt from Yorkshire,im certain ive never had an account on here before but always meant to join and never got round to it,im Smasher on ISAC(is a cunt) but struggle to post on there a lot,sommat to do with javascript and cookies,had a twitter account called Smasher up until a year ago-ish,chose to delete my account cos I upset a famous jewish comedian who was gonna report me i think after a harmless heckle i made,so im safe,not a troll,just tend to reply to topics that grab me rather than post em,merry cuntmas an all that stuff.... Investigations reveal that you are into fishing, can't stand Dianne Abbott and consider the BBC to be a nest of box ticking cunts. You should fit in well here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Smashing Cunt Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Investigations reveal that you are into fishing, can't stand Dianne Abbott and consider the BBC to be a nest of box ticking cunts. You should fit in well here. Feck me youve done your homework haha😁,yup right on all counts,you can never cunt Flabbot too much IMHO.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, A Smashing Cunt said: Sorry fellow cunters,Im a middle aged grumpy cunt from Yorkshire,im certain ive never had an account on here before but always meant to join and never got round to it,im Smasher on ISAC(is a cunt) but struggle to post on there a lot,sommat to do with javascript and cookies,had a twitter account called Smasher up until a year ago-ish,chose to delete my account cos I upset a famous jewish comedian who was gonna report me i think after a harmless heckle i made,so im safe,not a troll,just tend to reply to topics that grab me rather than post em,merry cuntmas an all that stuff.... Well, you started better than most with an immediate apology for cursing us with your presence, but then you seem to get it into your head that anyone gives a shit about you or your online history. I've seen what a bunch of lovey dovey arse bandits they are over at Is a Cunt, so I'll let you off this time, but you're going to have to do much better than this in the future. Welcome and fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 26 minutes ago, A Smashing Cunt said: I upset a famous jewish comedian... Don't worry, you can say whatever you like about them on here, absolutely anything goes. Any thoughts on Sir Philip Green? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Don't worry, you can say whatever you like about them on here, absolutely anything goes. Any thoughts on Sir Philip Green? That's a bit misleading, isn't it Baws? You really can't make mention of Jimmy Savile's comedy genius on here without taking a kicking from the puntership and Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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