Guest Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 I'm probably alone in this, but I always enjoyed Corbett's armchair monologues more than anything else in the two ronnies. Didn't really like anything else he did after that show though, Sorry being particularly cringeworthy. you massive lezzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 you massive lezzer The rest of it was pure 24 carat bollocks. All that oh so clever public school shite, barker was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 At last I can say it - Ronnie Corbett interfered with me sexually in the seventies. At least, he would have, if he had been tall enough to reach my cock. He definitely had a glint in his eye, though. Where's my fucking compensation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: At last I can say it - Ronnie Corbett interfered with me sexually in the seventies. At least, he would have, if he had been tall enough to reach my cock. He definitely had a glint in his eye, though. Where's my fucking compensation? This is a year and a half old you cunt, and bit like your mentality... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: This is a year and a half old you cunt, and bit like your mentality... Ding, seriously, for the good of the corner, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: This is a year and a half old you cunt, and bit like your mentality... Was Ronnie Corbett a relative of yours? Or perhaps you were his rent boy? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: This is a year and a half old you cunt, and bit like your mentality... You dirty, grassing fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: You dirty, grassing fucking cunt. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiM14vQ8-rLAhVGkCwKHY_HBNAQtwIIKDAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D10dmK7O-KSY&usg=AFQjCNG9npAyxVoth1PjACZtZN9RbKYmcA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 I would put up something about the Musketeers and the All For One shit, but this is more appropriate for you lot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Ding, seriously, for the good of the corner, fuck off. please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 23 minutes ago, luke swarm said: https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiM14vQ8-rLAhVGkCwKHY_HBNAQtwIIKDAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D10dmK7O-KSY&usg=AFQjCNG9npAyxVoth1PjACZtZN9RbKYmcA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: All I see there is a big pair of tits with a Play Button on them.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 On 06/11/2014 at 9:24 PM, cuntspotter said: I bet his feet smell. My BlackBerry's frozen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 On 06/11/2014 at 9:00 PM, deebom said: I dont like this cunt. He's not fucking funny. He should just fuck off really. Why is he on the telly? He's a fucking gimp. Ronnie barker was funny, this cunt is not. Remember 'Sorry'? What a pile of shite. Twat. Pisses me off. Supporter of Thatcher. Fucking shortarse cunt. Shortest officer while on national service. Prick. Why isn't he fucking dead yet, Ronnie Barker is, there's no fucking justice. His glasses look stupid like that fucking weatherman cunt, and that other cunt who played snooker. He was in a bond film, what cunt cast him then? Mates with Danny LafuckingRue. Is he a bandit? Is he married? I bet he's fucking not, the filthy little urchin. He plays golf as well of fucking course. Thinks he's fucking special. I cant stand this bellend. He is married, bet it's a front, the fucking thespian codger. Made himself a fortune courtesy of the fucking taxpayer, like a lot of useless BBC cunts. Fuckpole. I bet you went and made the tea when his tedious shaggy dog story telling bit came on. Why is he still here? Fuck me he's a cunt. I bet that he was heartbroken when he found out that you didn't like him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: My BlackBerry's frozen! Microwave the cunt. Nothing grips my shitter more than having to give a chick cooking lessons. Get a fucking grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: Microwave the cunt. Nothing grips my shitter more than having to give a chick cooking lessons. Get a fucking grip. My microwave blew up last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: My microwave blew up last night OK. Desperate measures needed. Support your iron so the hotplate is facing up. Place your BlackBerry in tinfoil and leave on the hotplate. Ensure the iron is plugged in and switch it on, this is usually done using a little switch next to the plug. Fuck it, go to the chippy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 49 minutes ago, Manky said: OK. Desperate measures needed. Support your iron so the hotplate is facing up. Place your BlackBerry in tinfoil and leave on the hotplate. Ensure the iron is plugged in and switch it on, this is usually done using a little switch next to the plug. Fuck it, go to the chippy. You forgot "perch it on the edge of the bath"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 I heard that Corbetts family have ordered the "Jockey" model from the coffin range. "That's nice," I thought. "At least he'll be wearing y-fronts." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Do ya reckon they'll have four candles at his funeral? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 49 minutes ago, neil298 said: Do ya reckon they'll have four candles at his funeral? You BASTARD, I wish I'd said that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: This is a year and a half old you cunt, and bit like your mentality... I'm not sure I like your tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I bet that he was heartbroken when he found out that you didn't like him He was, cunt kept ringing me and leaving messages, but I told him "On your bike Corbet, you little cunt. I've nommed you on Cuntscorner, there's no turning back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Don't listen to them Ding. Stay, really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 I'm going to sleep. It's fuck off from me! And it's fuck off from me! Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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