Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Every family has at least one complete and utter cunt who nobody wants to be forced to endure. If you could claw hammer a family cuntbreed, who would it be? I would say my father, but he already got the big hammer, so I'll have to say my oldest brother. He went down a path of complete fuckwittery from the time he could talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Every family has at least one complete and utter cunt who nobody wants to be forced to endure. If you could claw hammer a family cuntbreed, who would it be? I would say my father, but he already got the big hammer, so I'll have to say my oldest brother. He went down a path of complete fuckwittery from the time he could talk. Apples.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Every family has at least one complete and utter cunt who nobody wants to be forced to endure. If you could claw hammer a family cuntbreed, who would it be? I would say my father, but he already got the big hammer, so I'll have to say my oldest brother. He went down a path of complete fuckwittery from the time he could talk. I can't think of a specific one, so its probably me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Love all my relatives .. most of them are dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I am definitely the one they avoid in my family. I know why as well, not for any reasons any of you cunts can come up with however, it was down to differing politics mainly. At least I know where they stand rather than any two faced bullshit from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I am definitely the one they avoid in my family. I know why as well, not for any reasons any of you cunts can come up with however, it was down to differing politics mainly. At least I know where they stand rather than any two faced bullshit from them. Just serve them a nice glass of shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I love the dead ones, no sitting around at Xmas while they fart out Sprout gas, no nursing home visits watching the old cunts dematerialising, just their inheritances... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I'm anti aunties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I love the dead ones, no sitting around at Xmas while they fart out Sprout gas, no nursing home visits watching the old cunts dematerialising, just their inheritances... I'm dreading the day my mother in law croaks. Thats when the rest of her family will discover how much I've copped off her, might have to do a Lucan. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Over the last 20 odd years I've fallen out with each of my siblings but in doing so I've found a use for relatives. I have cunningly turned them against the offending sibling, then despatched them to garner the support of yet more relatives. In a relatively (see what I did there?) short time, I have recruited a vast army of previously useless human beings to do my bidding. I call it 'Pyramid Hating' Rat likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 (edited) All my relatives were wiped out in the great Shitpeas Village bridge disaster when the wooden bridge gave way and all the caravans plummeted into the river Wanke and was swept away. I was the only survivor as I was having a wee behind a bush. You can't imagine what this did to the mind of a 5 year old. Some say it was this that got me on the drink. (Some, all or maybe none of the above may be true. Except the drink part) Edited November 4, 2014 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I like you all .. especially Judgie Poos (or Poohs). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I killed all my family keyser soze style a while ago and have been steadly avenging them since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Gas them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Love all my relatives .. most of them are dead. Makes the discussions about politics, religion, cuntfuckery around the world rather civil, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I like you all .. especially Judgie Poos (or Poohs). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Frank, stop using those little symbols; they're gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Frank, stop using those little symbols; they're gay Ok then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 My great uncle only has one leg and he's always pissed, he can't fucking stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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