Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 I think they're a cunt. One day, they're just beginning to turn colour, the host tree preparing for it's annual winter hibernation. You think to yourself how you'll be cleaning them from the garden soon. Then it seems like only a day or two have passed, and the entire property is covered in the fucking things. So deep, not one blade of grass is visible, and you must now clear them before they suffocate the grass going into the first freeze. I wouldn't oppose an effort by the insidious cunts to stay up there a few more weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 I think they're a cunt. One day, they're just beginning to turn colour, the host tree preparing for it's annual winter hibernation. You think to yourself how you'll be cleaning them from the garden soon. Then it seems like only a day or two have passed, and the entire property is covered in the fucking things. So deep, not one blade of grass is visible, and you must now clear them before they suffocate the grass going into the first freeze. I wouldn't oppose an effort by the insidious cunts to stay up there a few more weeks. I agree, we should burn down every deciduos tree in the fucking country. Some cunt has said we have to name a 'Tree of the Year', - why who gives a fuck about Trees, except Squirrels, Birds, Robin fucking Hood, Liberals, Greens and other nerdy fuckwit scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 When I was student, walking to lectures in the autumn was like skating on fanny mess. Now there's a demonstration sport for the next Olympics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 When I was student, walking to lectures in the autumn was like skating on fanny mess. Now there's a demonstration sport for the next Olympics! The Paralympic version would be a proper laff riot! Speaking of laff riots, where's that cunt Apple with a timely Justin Hayward reference when it's actually fucking relevant for once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 I agree, we should burn down every deciduos tree in the fucking country. Some cunt has said we have to name a 'Tree of the Year', - why who gives a fuck about Trees, except Squirrels, Birds, Robin fucking Hood, Liberals, Greens and other nerdy fuckwit scum. And Bill Oddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Fuck fallen leaves. Next nom is Benny the Bunny or Eric the Gnome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 I think they're a cunt. One day, they're just beginning to turn colour, the host tree preparing for it's annual winter hibernation. You think to yourself how you'll be cleaning them from the garden soon. Then it seems like only a day or two have passed, and the entire property is covered in the fucking things. So deep, not one blade of grass is visible, and you must now clear them before they suffocate the grass going into the first freeze. I wouldn't oppose an effort by the insidious cunts to stay up there a few more weeks. Its the wet ones that make you fall arse over tit that I hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Its the wet ones that make you fall arse over tit that I hate The sunburned hands I used to hold... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 The sunburned hands I used to hold... Eric Clapton eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Eric Clapton eh? Jacques Prévert. Shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Jacques Prévert. Shit! Did he do 'Autumn leaves' as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Did he do 'Autumn leaves' as well? No.. something completely different - Les feuilles mortes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 No.. something completely different - Les feuilles mortes. It means Dead leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 It means Dead leaves. La Bicyclette! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 perles devant les ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 La Bicyclette! Je recois baise s'ennuyer avec ce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Je recois baise s'ennuyer avec ce Vieille salope. Bof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Vieille salope. Bof. Not so much of the old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Vieille salope. Bof. And what the fuck is bof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 And what the fuck is bof? It's the noise made when the third reel on an electronic fruit machine drops. Bif... Baf... Bof You should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been,The jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 The sunburned hands I used to hold... Since you went away........... The days grow longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Trains are terrified of leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Trains are terrified of leaves. And vice versa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 And vice versa. I fuckin like you bawdey. A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 *sey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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