Guest Keith Lard Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Not as good as it used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Stop it Keith, its really boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Rock-hard stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Bronski..is your step-mum lactating tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Stop talking about my stepmom like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Stop talking about my stepmom like that. It was just a simple question Keith, you touchy cunt. Is she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 After she's banished you to your games den and tidied up the cum-socks that you keep under your bed, then goes for a shower, do you sneak into her room and wring the contents of her gusset out into your Mountain Dew? You've been wearing her tights again, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 It was just a simple question Keith, you touchy cunt. Is she? Better a serpent than a stepmother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Tighter than the Scots... the Dutch. Flat fucking miserable wasteland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 I got confused for a second there, klefto. "Flat fucking miserable wasteland" is a highly accurate précis of Bronski's step-mum, although "Tighter than the Scots" isn't; she's got labia majora like a fucking ghillie's wader. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 I got confused for a second there, klefto. "Flat fucking miserable wasteland" is a highly accurate précis of Bronski's step-mum, although "Tighter than the Scots" isn't; she's got labia majora like a fucking ghillie's wader. That's not a problem, Rev! You know it stretches, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 For fucks sake fat man. I have had my prostate ripped out through the eye of my cock and it was less painful then you ya cunt. Fuck off to YouTube you anal parasite on George Michaels arsehole and take this not as good as it used to be shit with you. Ill fucking tell you what's not as good as it used to be, and that's your fucking posting you boring, repetitive bucket of afterbirth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 For fucks sake fat man. I have had my prostate ripped out through the eye of my cock and it was less painful then you ya cunt. Fuck off to YouTube you anal parasite on George Michaels arsehole and take this not as good as it used to be shit with you. Ill fucking tell you what's not as good as it used to be, and that's your fucking posting you boring, repetitive bucket of afterbirth. I'm not sure I am understanding you, Grumps, can you provide some clarification? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Keith, where do we go from here. What did your probation officer say to you about times when you have these thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 I'm not sure I am understanding you, Grumps, can you provide some clarification? I agree KC. It's about time Grumpers got off the fence and told us what he really thinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Sorry lads I'll try and be more direct next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Keith, where do we go from here. What did your probation officer say to you about times when you have these thoughts?Where do we go from here?"Is it down to the lake I fear"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Where do we go from here?"Is it down to the lake I fear"? still lookin for that......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 You are a cunt brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Apparently the lethal injection cocktail they use in America for death row inmates is not as good as it used to be either Keith. Instead of being a humane execution method, it is now more likely to cause a slow, agonising and undignified death. Try it sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Keith caught his second cousin screwing his step-mum. He's not in the mood for a nuanced discussion tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Sorry lads I'll try and be more direct next time. It's for the sake of clarity, you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Where do we go from here? "Is it down to the lake I fear"? Those cunts need a dose of Fender's claw hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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