scotty Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 ..you mean have a separate browser that the Missus doesn't know about and have it auto-delete all history, searches and cookies every time you close it... ...er...I've heard some people do this...ahem... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 ..you mean have a separate browser that the Missus doesn't know about and have it auto-delete all history, searches and cookies every time you close it... ...er...I've heard some people do this...ahem... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 I have more wine in the house than Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 I have more wine in the house than Jesus. Currently got 108 litres of red... plus some marc and some pastis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 I wouldnt venture that far south without a passport... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 ..you mean have a separate browser that the Missus doesn't know about and have it auto-delete all history, searches and cookies every time you close it... ...er...I've heard some people do this...ahem... Yes, I've heard of people doing this to. Honestly, what kind of utter fucking cunt would do such a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 That Stoneleigh shit is $8 a bottle here. Plenty more much better for not much more, but I guess you northern hemisphere cunts only get a fraction of the good ones produced. A bit like poor cunts like me who get fuck all in the way of good English beer (yes you read that right) all the way down here. Now THAT is a cunt. YOU R a CUNT DO NOT MAKE OUT I AM STUPID, this wine has won awards, which is more than you have. GOLD MARLBOROUGH WINE SHOW 2014VINTAGE: 2014 TOP 100 BLUE-GOLD SYDNEY INTERNATIONAL WINE COMPETITION 2014 Go piss yourself plimsoll face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 YOU R a CUNT DO NOT MAKE OUT I AM STUPID, this wine has won awards, which is more than you have. GOLD MARLBOROUGH WINE SHOW 2014VINTAGE: 2014 TOP 100 BLUE-GOLD SYDNEY INTERNATIONAL WINE COMPETITION 2014 Go piss yourself plimsoll face Where is Spotto when you need him, he'd not let me get mocked by that stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 YOU R a CUNT DO NOT MAKE OUT I AM STUPID, this wine has won awards, which is more than you have. GOLDMARLBOROUGH WINE SHOW 2014VINTAGE: 2014TOP 100 BLUE-GOLDSYDNEY INTERNATIONAL WINE COMPETITION 2014 Go piss yourself plimsoll face Be nice to our Antipodean cousin prof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 The poor bastard has to drink Aussie piss water beer, have some sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Be nice to our Antipodean cousin prof. I don't like him, he insulted me fav wine - it costs £12 from Sainsbury's - apart from when it was on offer for £10 the other week.. I like the story about the sunstones & I want to swim in the tasman sea, but not with that 'tasmanian devil' taking the piss out of me fav beverage. Bugger it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Where is the piss wagon from? Marlborough is NZ - so why is he drinking Aus beer not NZ Tizzer, the surpriser - I was sick on me ballet shoes after drinking a can of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Be nice to our Antipodean cousin prof. Told him to 'bugger off' in a personal email because I don't like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Who's side are you Jazz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Where is the piss wagon from? Marlborough is NZ - so why is he drinking Aus beer not NZ Tizzer, the surpriser - I was sick on me ballet shoes after drinking a can of that. Ok my mistake Southern hemisphere pisswater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 I can fart the first few bars of the national anthem, it all gets a bit risky after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 I reckon the shepherd has a guilty secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Mean - Keith never laughs at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Currently got 108 litres of red... plus some marc and some pastis... Now you make me open my Vieux Marc de Champagne ... You really have a nice way to suggest some great stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 'Most' champagne, rarely improves in its bottle... Not all, but most. Give me true vintage PORT any fucking day of the week. Talking Marc = colourless brandy. Champagne only when dining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Stick the bottle UP your arse & SHUT UP you 80s style twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Can we all quieten down please, its nearly Downton o'clock and I'll be pissy as hell if I'm distracted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Sorry Jazz - I feel a bit sheepish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Mrs Roops got mad with me too - I had an email from her - she was kind, but I felt I had let her down. I will cry myself to sleep, I cannot stay online after upsetting everyone. Goodnight - I am so ashamed. Don't think I dare show me face for awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Mrs Roops got mad with me too - I had an email from her - she was kind, but I felt I had let her down. I will cry myself to sleep, I cannot stay online after upsetting everyone. Goodnight - I am so ashamed. Don't think I dare show me face for awhile. I wouldn't get too hung up on it Prof; Mrs Roops is just trying to maintain the balance between good and evil. She's fucking great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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