Guest Keith Lard Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 It's Friday, I put on my best My Little Pony aftershave, wearing my only underpants with no skidmarks, and ready to pull tonight. Let's hope I wouldn't get beaten up by blokes in nightclubs like it usually happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Looking at that fucking specimen I'd get yourself down to the natural history museum and shoved into a jar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 My money says you'll have had a fucking good kicking before 10pm. Hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Take no notice Keith. They're jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 That's the aim of the game. Its all about the D.P. for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Take no notice Keith. They're jealous. Pen, Franks back in town but you need a new model and I'm it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Pen, Franks back in town but you need a new model and I'm it. You're pretty up front for a supposed newbie, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 It's Friday, I put on my best My Little Pony aftershave, wearing my only underpants with no skidmarks, and ready to pull tonight. Let's hope I wouldn't get beaten up by blokes in nightclubs like it usually happens. The last thing you want to do is go out alone after jerking off on the internet all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 You're pretty up front for a supposed newbie, mate. You're right, I retract that statement. Frank has fought his way back from the abyss, who am I to stand in his way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 You're right, I retract that statement. Frank has fought his way back from the abyss, who am I to stand in his way. Up front as in your whole manner with others on this site, as a supposed newbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Up front as in your whole manner with others on this site, as a supposed newbie. Jesus fucking Christ. I despair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Its a fact keith, you always get beaten up and I dont think you have any clean underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 How do I get a pic onto my reply? By using the cauliflower-like object between your ears Del. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 How do I get a pic onto my reply? On the editor there should be more reply options button, it is then a matter of the attachments buttons. Pics cant be too big though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Jesus fucking Christ. I despair. I don't like you one little bit.... a sly bunged up bumhole. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 I don't like you one little bit.... a sly bunged up bumhole. Kill yourself. Age before beauty you piss soaked old cunt. You first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Well Adape there's nothing better than giving a smart arsed cunt wipe like you a jolly good kick in the bollocks but yours happen to be in between your ears and I can't kick that high - cunt! Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 It's Friday, I put on my best My Little Pony aftershave, wearing my only underpants with no skidmarks, and ready to pull tonight. Let's hope I wouldn't get beaten up by blokes in nightclubs like it usually happens. Keith, you'll be beaten up simply for showing up at a public place. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to see you giving it a go, just expect the usual treatment, as you have only been associating with complete cunts. I think your prospects are dire for the evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 I read an article recently that said scientists have discovered that Elephants are self aware. Judging by that performance they are wrong. You are a cunt brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Thanks Alfie mate xx No problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 So come on Keith, how did it go? Did you pull, or get the widely-predicted kicking? I'm on the edge of me seat here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 I heared there was a near riot in Derby last night. Crowds of people jeering at some naked lardbucket. He was being whipped with wet towels and women were throwing dog shit at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Someday, Keith will surprise us and actually get his end away. At the inquest, the coroner will state "she was overcome by the fumes, and suffocated." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Age before beauty you piss soaked old cunt. You first. ♿️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 ♿️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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