Guest Keith Lard Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Can you guys give me your opinion on my dance moves. Will it attract girls at the night club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 You stupid fat fuck man-whale....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 It will attract girls in need of a hearty laugh, then it will draw bouncers to kick fuck out of your fat cunt arse. Keith, if you want to attract women, cut a large potato in half, and put one of them in the front of your pants. Remember, it's the FRONT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 ... make that a Watermelon, if it needs to protrude from below his waistline. Let's see if he can get the potato right, first. We are asking quite a bit of the lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Keith, get yourself sorted, you pathetic wanker. Your efforts have gone off, and the stench from the rot is overwhelming. change the fucking record, ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 No, and if I had of bothered to look at the clip then surprisingly it still would be No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Well, it certainly gave me the 'orn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 It will attract everyone within a five mile radius, purely due to the fact that you have the bulk of an interplanetary body with the gravitational pull to match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 It will attract everyone within a five mile radius, purely due to the fact that you have the bulk of an interplanetary body with the gravitational pull to match.Not forgetting the consequential richter scale 10 quake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I think you've got them in the bag, Bronski. You might want to wear some decorative nipple-tassels to attract the MILFs..just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 In case I have never said it to you before Keith. Fuck off please. Just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Amazing what music can do for an already incredible performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I like your beard. If you danced like that in front of me I would be 'interested.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I like your beard. If you danced like that in front of me I would be 'interested.' If he was flailing around like that in front of me I'd harpoon him due to his cetacean like body. Then I'd harvest his blubber for precious ambergris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Well, it certainly gave me the 'orn. He has man boobs Spotto - Keith is an handful - for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Wouldn't it be easier (and probably more entertaining) just to nail him to the floor-boards and set him alight? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Wouldn't it be easier (and probably more entertaining) just to nail him to the floor-boards and set him alight?Agreed. Like an obese Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 He has man boobs Spotto - Keith is an handful - for sure. He not only kept his youthful figure - but he's added so much to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 The only problem I can see with your suggestion Rev, is that it would take many months before the flames went out. Blubber, is highly flammable. I'm also not sure a nail with the penetrative strength has been invented yet now I come to think of it. I'll get on to my contact at NASA to see if any top secret alien technology they have recovered would be up to the task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 You are a cunt brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 You are a cunt brony. He's a big lad - lots of him to love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Fair play to the fat cunt, that dance must have taken some serious strength to perform. Try shaking a bull walrus and you'll see what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 He's a cunt. Size is irrelevent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Carry on like that Bronski and I would advise buying a defibrillator with the next benefit payment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Fair play to the fat cunt, that dance must have taken some serious strength to perform. Try shaking a bull walrus and you'll see what I mean. I think he looks cute & fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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