Guest Keith Lard Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 A while ago my mom wanted me to get a job as she was sick of me staying in my room all day playing on my X-Box and whacking off the Hentai. However, as I lack any qualifications my job prospects were limited. Fortunately I have an uncle who works at Denby Pottery’s glass studio so he got me a job there as a glass blower. At my first day at work I was doing alright with the glass blowing, however as I got bored I began to wonder what would happen if I sucked the glass from the pipe. So as curiosity got the better of me, I sucked the hot glass and then I fainted with a burning sensation in my jowls. Later that day I woke up in hospital with a bandage around my neck. My uncle said that he has to lay me off as the company couldn’t afford another accident at the workplace. However that didn’t bother me as I’m going to apply for incapacity benefits you muggy cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Your uncle needs to strangle you with that bandage around your neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Keith, you can't just "get a job as a glass blower", you would need years of training and also to possess some basic level of intelligence.This is, as ever, utter fucking crap, you daft prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Keith, you can't just "get a job as a glass blower", you would need years of training and also to possess some basic level of intelligence.This is, as ever, utter fucking crap, you daft prick. A 'basic level of intelligence' wasn't a barrier to one of our illustrious members. Where are you going with this PonyBoner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 A 'basic level of intelligence' wasn't a barrier to one of our illustrious members. Where are you going with this PonyBoner? Sorry, I have no idea what you are talking about...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 This is an intervention. I'm going to fuck you off. You're going to the Lordy, Bronsky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Is this some kind of a trap, and an attempted 'dig' at a glassblower?Bony me ol' bean, there is only one place for you in a glassblowers studio, and that is head-first in the annealing oven with a ponty rod shoved up your arse. Surely he would be jossling for position at the glory hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Don't mention Bronski and a basic level of intelligence in the same breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 A while ago my mom wanted me to get a job as she was sick of me staying in my room all day playing on my X-Box and whacking off the Hentai. However, as I lack any qualifications my job prospects were limited. Fortunately I have an uncle who works at Denby Pottery’s glass studio so he got me a job there as a glass blower. At my first day at work I was doing alright with the glass blowing, however as I got bored I began to wonder what would happen if I sucked the glass from the pipe. So as curiosity got the better of me, I sucked the hot glass and then I fainted with a burning sensation in my jowls. Later that day I woke up in hospital with a bandage around my neck. My uncle said that he has to lay me off as the company couldn’t afford another accident at the workplace. However that didn’t bother me as I’m going to apply for incapacity benefits you muggy cunts! That made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 That made me laugh Mind you I am pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 A while ago my mom wanted me to get a job as she was sick of me staying in my room all day playing on my X-Box and whacking off the Hentai. However, as I lack any qualifications my job prospects were limited. Fortunately I have an uncle who works at Denby Pottery’s glass studio so he got me a job there as a glass blower. At my first day at work I was doing alright with the glass blowing, however as I got bored I began to wonder what would happen if I sucked the glass from the pipe. So as curiosity got the better of me, I sucked the hot glass and then I fainted with a burning sensation in my jowls. Later that day I woke up in hospital with a bandage around my neck. My uncle said that he has to lay me off as the company couldn’t afford another accident at the workplace. However that didn’t bother me as I’m going to apply for incapacity benefits you muggy cunts! I've been laid at a glass studio. But that was in the early 80s and I dont like talking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 errrrm... who did the blowing? Don't wanna talk about it. Im going to bed before I throw up over my dress 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Bronski, you truly are thick! You had a chance to create your very own 36 inch double header and as big around as your dad's fist, and you chose to suck the pipe. I'm not surprise you chose sucking, it seems to be your one talent in this dimension of existence. All that being said, please die immediately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 At least you got to blow something fat man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 If I was in charge Keith, you'd be in a travelling freak show to make money. A bit like the elephant man, only fatter and uglier. And if you didn't like that, you'd be on the street begging. Cunt. There is dignity in work, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Glass or arse they sound the same and they both need blowing. Good job keith you sucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Don't listen Keith, be true to yourself..... Follow your star! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Don't listen Keith, be true to yourself..... Follow your star! Oh no.... Christmas is close! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Oh no.... Christmas is close! Probably a good thing he got fucked off then, who wants glasses that leak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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