Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Will somebody please explain how this fantastic specimen of talentless, liquid shit for a voice cunt reached such heights of stardom, and why he still gets fucking time on the radio? What an absolute waste of humanity and stratospheric level cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 It's Not Unusual... to be bludgeoned by heavy stones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 You can leave your hat on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Sex bomb....Dream on Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 If cunts like Mick Hucknall and Eminem get air play,then why not someone who has been around for years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Went into a pub in Carmarthen a few years back just having a quiet drink with a workmate, the jukebox was playing in the background. All of a sudden the door burst open and around a dozen nutty welsh girls come in, one of them walked up to me and gave me a pound then said 'here's your money back we are going to turn the jukebox off' then proceeded to put a tape on of this cunt and dance all over the chairs and tables, funny thing was I hadn't put any money in the thing. I fucking left hastily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 women threw their knickers at him in Carmarthen & other places? i am in love with jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Shit arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Too late, profb you are history to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Too late, profb you are history to me! but you wouldn't wear your hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 but you wouldn't wear your hat. Why hide this under a hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Went into a pub in Carmarthen a few years back just having a quiet drink with a workmate, the jukebox was playing in the background. All of a sudden the door burst open and around a dozen nutty welsh girls come in, one of them walked up to me and gave me a pound then said 'here's your money back we are going to turn the jukebox off' then proceeded to put a tape on of this cunt and dance all over the chairs and tables, funny thing was I hadn't put any money in the thing. I fucking left hastily. Probably a wise decision. Don't want to be around that lot when they're in a mood. Things tend to get a little rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 When the snowmen were after me you laughed, JAZZ pissed on them. Please wear you hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 When the snowmen were after me you laughed, JAZZ pissed on them. Please wear you hat. For one night only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Boring twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Tom Jones is an afro haired Welsh cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Boring twat! Stinky bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Stinky bum Stay very still, sheep, and I can remedy that! After, you can fuck off! Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I saw the light on the night when he went passed my window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 She stood there laughing hahahahahaaaaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Tom is a legend. End of. His voice is less appealing than listening to an elephant seal pup crying as it's head is bashed and neck sliced. Also, the elephant seal doesn't have face that looks as if it's been smashed in by a wrecking ball. I reaffirm my nomination, that old Tom is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 If you have the strength, hold him by the ankles and go on a national statue scrubbing tour with his hair. He be a perfect tampax for the yanks' statue of liberty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Tom Jones is, and has been cool for decades in the true sense of the word. He continues to reinvent himself and is one of the only artists of his vintage that is known by the younger generation for his more modern songs. He performed in the AFL grand final in Australia in September which is the Aussies biggest sporting event of the year and killed it I am told. Rock on old cunt, your alright. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Agreed, go on YouTube and check his duet with Janis Joplin. Stunning. Deebom and talentless cunts like that aren't fit enough to lick the sweat of his cobblers. Stick to X Factor you fucking chavs.Would prefer watching Johnny Cash's trio with Carl Perkins and Eric Clapton, your ok Tom they were all wearing slip ons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Cunt or not cunt - that 'Spirit in the room' album from last year is a fucking great piece of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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