Guest Keith Lard Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 It's an absolute cunt. I might as well take KuntaCunty's advice and go kill myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 But Keith you ask for it all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 For a moment there, I thought the top pic was Keith playing the drums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I'll send the dung beetles around to sort you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Another step back Keef, with this shit. Stick your katana up your arse please and twist it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I've only ever had your best interests at heart, Bronski. You are not artistic, you are not nor have ever been in the military, you may have a katana, but the blade is probably rusted and dull from being used as an anal toy and from shaving your back. If you want some sincere advice, start saving the hair you harvest off your back, and send it to Judge, as he is in need of a new merkin. Charge the cunt a king's ransom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 As my dad would say, keith you are a useless cunt. You cant be though as a cunt has its uses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Keith, when mummy told you that you were “one of God's chromosomally enhanced little rainbows” what she really meant was “You're a gay fucking mong!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 you may have a katana, but the blade is probably rusted and dull from being used as an anal toy and from shaving your back. KC,plastic doesn't rust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 KC,plastic doesn't rust. Quite right. I keep forgetting the cunt couldn't afford a real katana. Although his step mum sure does raise the old pork sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 KC,plastic doesn't rust.It's an Alton towers Captain pugwash special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Keith, when mummy told you that you were “one of God's chromosomally enhanced little rainbows” what she really meant was “You're a gay fucking mong!” Harsh, Baws. He has a hot stepmother, remember? What happened to the real one we shall never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Harsh, Baws. He has a hot stepmother, remember? What happened to the real one we shall never know. She accepted MI-5's offer of protection and faked her own death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 This could be a long-shot (or a stab in the dark) but I 'think' that I may have just found her... Shouldn't that be an hermaphrodite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 My bullshit detector goes completely wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 This could be a long-shot (or a stab in the dark) but I 'think' that I may have just found her... Oh so now we are posting yiff porn? Two can play at that game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Disgusting. It really is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Oh fuck me no! No no fucking no and no! Sounds like a hair removal product I know, but I wish I hadnt seen that. Go stand in the corridor. Going to have to smoke myself to sleep and hope I lose my short term memory. You total slimy fuckpole of perversion and depravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Conspicuously silent at this blatant objectification of women is Cat. If I had made mention of buggering my missus, she would have no end of brimstone to hurl at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 What the Fuck is yiff porn for cunting out loud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 How could any cunt find that arousing? Who Fuck cats or whatever they are spoke to be for fucks sake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 What the Fuck is yiff porn for cunting out loud? If you haven't seen it don't bother, you don't need to have those memories! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Shit too late. Posted too slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Shit too late. Keith was too quick on the upload Alfie. A brief summary would of sufficed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 This shit needs to be taken off. Its perverted Agreed. I'm an old pervert but even I find this too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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