Guest ducunti Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 This closet exhaust pipe plugger has been detained in Morocco by the authorities for storing homosexual images on his phone. Apparently conditions are not good in the prison, possibly due to so many opportunities for him to use his smartphone camera but not having it to hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 I've never heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 I use those little floss wands most days. I don't know if that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 I'm not saying Morocco is on my list of places to go, but we should all respect other countries laws. Just because we think we're enlightened and liberal in the UK, it doesn't mean that we can inflict our values on sovereign nations that don't share them. Indeed, internationally we're seen as a soft touch. However, If I'd been Mr Cole I would have researched tolerance in the place I was holidaying.How dare you!!Labour wins the next election and Michael Cashman is going to bestride the globe like a Colossus, promoting homosexual tolerance to all nations and faiths, according to Ed Milliband.That'll learn 'em.Cashman skids into town on an oil-slick of Man-Glide, waving an array of Butt plugs around the gaff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 Now who do we all know who has been in Morocco recently .........? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 Now who do we all know who has been in Morocco recently .........? George Clooney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 George Clooney? Yes. Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 Was having problems with the quote button on this PC, just tried right clicking on quote and opened in new tab and it worked. If it don't work for you buy a new PC you tight cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Last time I was in Morocco some bastard put their hand up my skirt. I span round to see a face with a bushy beard and hardly any teeth grinning at me. I was about to punch out but luckily her husband dragged her away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 He was good in Diff'rent Strokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 I've just seen a picture of this cunt. To say he's got a bit of a gay phenotype going on would be an understatement. He's 69, and he's flown off to Morocco to visit a 20 year old he met on the internet. How come when Gary Glitter goes to Vietnam for sex that's illegal in that country he gets the full works, but somehow this cunt is a martyr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 I've just seen a picture of this cunt. To say he's got a bit of a gay phenotype going on would be an understatement. He's 69, and he's flown off to Morocco to visit a 20 year old he met on the internet. How come when Gary Glitter goes to Vietnam for sex that's illegal in that country he gets the full works, but somehow this cunt is a martyr? Martyrdom only befalls him in Brighton, to the rest of us he's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Was having problems with the quote button on this PC, just tried right clicking on quote and opened in new tab and it worked. If it don't work for you buy a new PC you tight cunt You have fixed a problem that has been annoying the fuck outta me Duc you fucking legend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Last time I was in Morocco some bastard put their hand up my skirt. I span round to see a face with a bushy beard and hardly any teeth grinning at me. I was about to punch out but luckily her husband dragged her away! Last time I plunged my hand up a lass's skirt I also found a cunt with a bushy beard and no teeth. Greece is a cunt of a place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 You have fixed a problem that has been annoying the fuck outta me Duc you fucking legend! Glad to be of assistance Grumps, my next project is an ecu upgrade for Motability scoots if your interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Glad to be of assistance Grumps, my next project is an ecu upgrade for Motability scoots if your interested. I don't know what an ecu is, but if it helps me get to the boozer quicker then bring it on old son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Bisexual, how many women don't get told that their other half is having sex with men, with all that entails? Is that an offer to enlighten us with your no doubt extensive experience on the subject Vlad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Could bisexual involve women and sheep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Ray Cole would like to thank the Moroccan government for the assistance in outing him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Memo to self, no bumming in Morocco... Added to my no stealing in Iran and no drug smuggling in Thailand memos. Tut tut... The world is so unfair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I would also advise that you add "do not exchange bodily fluids in Liberia" to your memos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 I never will play the wild rover no more. I'll bet you fucking don't, Ray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 I never will play the wild rover no more. I'll bet you fucking don't, Ray. I suppose the next move is Wild rover queuing at Calais waiting for his chance to jump on a lorry axle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 Cunt should've watched "Midnight express" before he started mincing about in a Muslim country. Fucker would have been better off going to Brighton, doing a few cottages and buying himself some infected rent boy for the weekend. Better chances of treating knob rot in the UK. Stupid fucking naïve faggot. Deserved what he got and more. Bet he was wishing for Mr.Big in the showers. I'm sure he would find a willing Green party councillor to assist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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