Cuntybaws Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Oh, this has made my fucking day. Two white lesbians in Ohio are kicking off because they were accidentally provided with sperm for artificial insemination from a black donor. (I say accidentally, but it's precisely the sort of thing I would have done quite deliberately if I worked in that clinic just to see their plain, sour faces twist even further!) Jennifer Cramblett and Amanda Zinkon are worried that “their” child will be subjected to prejudice because it's the wrong colour. At the risk of coming across as slightly intolerant let me just say, what a pair of stupid fucking ugly cunting bastard whingeing selfish arsehole racist fucking dykes. PS Despite its title, this nomination is not in any way intended to be about Wallace & Gromit, but if you want to slag them off in passing then knock yourselves out. I hate that pair of filthy, perverted, claymation cunts too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 And just think, for a nominal fee they could have got Grumpy to wank over their knickers instead. Poor old cunt sits by the phone, night after night, just waiting for the call. Mind you, there's more than a hint of the Clare Baldings going on in Jennifer's picture, so there may not be enough Viagra in the world for that particular commission! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 I hope she's the butch one in the relationship, if not I dread to think what the other one looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Do stupid cunt dyke Americans have great teeth too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Fucking hell! For a hundred quid I would of risked prosecution by the RSPCA and let my bull mastiff put her in the family way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Too right that the clinic is to blame. It was wrong to assist these two Dick Van's in the first place. I guess money talks. Forever in blue genes, babe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 I hope she's the butch one in the relationship, if not I dread to think what the other one looks like. This is true butch-on-butch love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Pricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 ... or Moi Definitely looks like a 16 year old boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Is it KD Lang? Constant craving!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 They expect an un-natural conception, but then expect a natural birth.If any of us impregnated our wife with a bicycle pump full of some other cunts spunk, we'd be sectioned and locked up and rightfully so too. They have no argument for wanting to become 'parents' of a 'half-child' other than to adopt.Too right that the clinic is to blame. It was wrong to assist these two Dick Van's in the first place.They have to use a bicycle pump as there is always the worry for them that if some one gave one of them a right seeing to with a real cock, they might find they are not quite as gay as they thought they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Ha, here's a case of political correctness gone completely wrong. I've been waiting for it to come and bite it's own ass and these two self serving sows have pulled the trick. Rights for being lesbian, rights for gay marriage, rights to artificial insemination, rights to have kids. I fear for the rights of the poor kid for not having suitable parents when it grows up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheCatWoman Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 I fucking despair. Isn't it funny how things have gone full circle. There was a time this couple would have been celebrating at the opportunity to host a family of misfits but are now baying for normality. Where there's a claim there's shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 In among this panoply of cunts – the parents, the clinic, the media, the lawyers – there's only one person I feel sorry for, and that's the kid. A hand job for a dad and fuck knows which dyke for a mommy, if ever a child was an “accident” it's this poor little girl. What fucking chance has she got? Mind you, she'll probably still grow up to be a better balanced and more tolerant individual than any of us cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 In among this panoply of cunts – the parents, the clinic, the media, the lawyers – there's only one person I feel sorry for, and that's the kid. A hand job for a dad and fuck knows which dyke for a mommy, if ever a child was an “accident” it's this poor little girl. What fucking chance has she got? Mind you, she'll probably still grow up to be a better balanced and more tolerant individual than any of us cunts! She'll probably grow up not giving two fucks about anyone else's comments or point of view, and sit laughing her fucking head off, making shit loads of money from TV appearances on "my terrible childhood"... ...and the media will lap every fucking word up... (no perv intended.. at least not until she's over 18 anyway....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Think once Think twice Think Dyke ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Zinkon eh? This is a trap right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 I've been looking for a Halloween mask.... Looks like I found one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 The kid will be adopted by a loving gay black couple eligible for an Adoption Tax Credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SackMyCook Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Interesting nomination. Call me old fashioned, but children should be raised by a man and a woman in partnership. Morally it is wrong for queers to be allowed to do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Interesting nomination. Call me old fashioned, but children should be raised by a man and a woman in partnership. Morally it is wrong for queers to be allowed to do this. Thanks for that, archbishop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 Interesting nomination. Call me old fashioned, but children should be raised by a man and a woman in partnership. Morally it is wrong for queers to be allowed to do this. Thanks for that, archbishop. I know someone who (seriously) stated that "Elton John and wotisface should not be allowed to adopt that child because being gay they are more likely to be child abusers" ..now... I have my opinions on the 3rd sex... (most of which involve "being a minimum of 354 miles and 427 yards away"...) but it doesn't include that.... PS to any lawyers.. I, and CC do not subscribe to that idea... and no.. I am NOT telling you who the fuck it was so piss off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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