Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I think I'll kill myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I think I'll kill myself. Don't do it, Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 It's not worth it, just because you didn't get a full pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I keep losing my temper and then burst out fucking crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Night Nurse and a bottle of Newcastle Brown just before bed and 10 hours sleep... ..works for me everytime... (I am not responsible if something or anything goes wrong...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I keep losing my temper and then burst out fucking crying. PM the Jazz-child. He offers cut price CBT sessions... the fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Bad head beats a good hand job any day. Or have I got the wrong of the end of the stick again here...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Pen, Your symptoms would suggest that you've been banging your head against a brick wall. It wasn't this wall was it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scabies Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 hell ol to you all. im not a greek btw.bad head day for me2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 hell ol to you all. im not a greek btw.bad head day for me2 Sorry, don't understand txt speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I keep losing my temper and then burst out fucking crying. Perhaps you need some daylight spectrum lightbulbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 At least your bad head will go away,Bronski will always have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Maybe it's time to ditch the pads and tampons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 At least your bad head will go away,Bronski will always have one. Cruel .. Bronski is a little angel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 What and ruin a perfectly good Knife, rope, etc. Cruel but amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I think I'll kill myself. Sorry lass your PMT is driving you to the brink - you need some 'me' time & a cup of green tea. You might also find privately messaging The real Alfie Noakes useful - he has guided me more than once, when I was at the brink. He's wise beyond his years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Sorry lass your PMT is driving you to the brink - you need some 'me' time & a cup of green tea. You might also find privately messaging The real Alfie Noakes useful - he has guided me more than once, when I was at the brink. He's wise beyond his years. If you want grooming that is............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 You fucker that's fucking hilarious you knobhead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 You fucker that's fucking hilarious you knobhead! Thanks. I'll tell all the ladies in work to get in touch with you if they have problems then ? Who are you really ? Marjorie Proops ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Thanks. I'll tell all the ladies in work to get in touch with you if they have problems then ? Who are you really ? Marjorie Proops ? The ghost of Claire Raynor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 The ghost of Claire Raynor. I remember her. Used to be on morning tv etc. I quite liked her. She talked shit of course, but seemed a nice woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I remember her. Used to be on morning tv etc. I quite liked her. She talked shit of course, but seemed a nice woman.I always remember her as the "and now with wings" woman from a certain lady's sanitary product advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I think I'll kill myself. Kill Frank first! You, as well as everybody else, will feel much better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I keep losing my temper and then burst out fucking crying. Same here. Than I just pass out in a hail of vomit and piss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Sorry lass your PMT is driving you to the brink - you need some 'me' time & a cup of green tea. You might also find privately messaging The real Alfie Noakes useful - he has guided me more than once, when I was at the brink. He's wise beyond his years. Pen claims to be post-menopausal, so PMT probably isn't the issue here. That will be £136.50 for my consultation fee, plus out of hours call-out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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