Guest Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Now it all makes sense. I can see where that talentless pile of shit of a son of yours gets his looks and skills from. Why don't the pair of you miserable, sour faced cunts fuck off back to the home of the sweaty socks because we don't want you. Cunts - the pair of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 I hope something heavy squashes them. Andy's goitre ought to do it. It's like having K2 growing out of your neck for fuck's sake. When all the grouse have gone, vermin like this should be chased onto the moors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Well, don't know about you, but I certainly wouldn't ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 The woman reminds me of those skeletons they used to teach anatomy in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SackMyCook Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 I have no idea to whom this nomination is referring. Are they brown bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 I don't know about you lot, but my mum doesn't follow me every time I go to fucking work! I mean, I know Andy's a bit of a needy cunt, but for fuck's sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 I don't know about you lot, but my mum doesn't follow me every time I go to fucking work! I mean, I know Andy's a bit of a needy cunt, but for fuck's sake! She never got over following him into the loo during toilet training. Andy's first go at an autobiography failed miserably. It was titled "How to be a star whilst Mum watches you have a wee." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 I gather this is Andy Murreys mum. What has she done to deserve the ire of members? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 I gather this is Andy Murreys mum. What has she done to deserve the ire of members? What does anybody ever really do? Sometimes, all it takes is to be seen alive and breathing at the wrong time and place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 I'm not sure how true it is, but by all accounts she used to train her Andy, by bashing his bollocks, whilst he was asleep with an effigy of Alex Salmond, and shouting YES YES YES. That would explain the rumours of his preference for using the ladie's loo to have a piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Tennis is for cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Tennis is for cunts Astute and succinct point, that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Then how can you explain Martina Navratilova's penchant for using the gents, to shit all over Billy Jean King? I heard a rumour that Navratilova's clit is longer than a mule's cock. Also, it isn't as if she hasn't been mistaken for a bloke in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Pushy mum or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Beg your pardon, guv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Some IETB's should sort both of them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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