Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 There is a massive issue round here with the fucking bastards. They attack pets, overturn bins and shit and mark in my garden. They are bloody huge as well, must be all the dog food do gooders leave out for the cunts. If you feed them they won't catch rats and other things which would make them a little bit useful. Bring the hunt back and let the toffee noses flush the cunts out into the street and shoot the fuckers (perhaps foxes and huntsmen). Before the flower power vegan hippy types blame it on us building in the countryside and taking their habitat, there is still a lot of countryside for them. Like all vermin they should be eradicated from our towns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 My neighbour feeds a pair of the fuckers and it's not unusual to find fox shit on our drive. Dirty horrible bastard things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 If the vegan hippy types don't like this perhaps they can provide a comfortable room and three wholesome meals a day, at least the cunts would be a bigger target in a rifle sight when they went out for a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Is this a euphemism for something more sinister ? Eastern Europeans ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Is this a euphemism for something more sinister ? Eastern Europeans ? Not from me, the basil brush type is what the OP is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 "Overturn bins"? What fucking world do you live in? Have you never heard of wheelie bins? There's no fucking fox that can turn one of those over , even when it's empty.While not being a vegan or hippy i must disagree with this nomination. I live opposite a "wildlife area" which is a small fenced in piece of overgrown ground.There is a gate where you can go in but i don't know anyone who has been in there, i've never seen anyone in there and, in nearly 30 years, i have never been in there myself. A few years ago the cunting council proposed to build a medical centre there but, thankfully, the local vegans and hippies (ie cunts like me) put a stop to it. It is very important, in my opinion, to preserve some part of the natural environment in the urban jungle. Yes it involves putting up with the urban fox. Yes the fox attacks pets that are left out at night (you wouldn't believe the noise a cat can make when it is being ripped apart.) That's why i keep my rabbit, Beyonce, locked in the fucking shed. Yes it has been known for foxes to enter a house and attack children. There's no fucking fox i have heard of that can open a door so that's your fucking fault you dumb cunt.If that happens to you then you are no better than the McCanns you arsehole. In the old days you would only see a fox in the street very late at night but now it is not unusual to see one trotting around during the day. This is obviously because of the filthy cunts who throw their fast food around the pavement. Exterminate those cunts and you might not have to exterminate the fox. Live and let live i say. The urban fox, like the Pole, the Lithuanian and the Romanian is here to stay. He ain't going anywhere so you may as well learn to live with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 "Overturn bins"? What fucking world do you live in? Have you never heard of wheelie bins? There's no fucking fox that can turn one of those over , even when it's empty.While not being a vegan or hippy i must disagree with this nomination. I live opposite a "wildlife area" which is a small fenced in piece of overgrown ground.There is a gate where you can go in but i don't know anyone who has been in there, i've never seen anyone in there and, in nearly 30 years, i have never been in there myself. A few years ago the cunting council proposed to build a medical centre there but, thankfully, the local vegans and hippies (ie cunts like me) put a stop to it. It is very important, in my opinion, to preserve some part of the natural environment in the urban jungle. Yes it involves putting up with the urban fox. Yes the fox attacks pets that are left out at night (you wouldn't believe the noise a cat can make when it is being ripped apart.) That's why i keep my rabbit, Beyonce, locked in the fucking shed. Yes it has been known for foxes to enter a house and attack children. There's no fucking fox i have heard of that can open a door so that's your fucking fault you dumb cunt.If that happens to you then you are no better than the McCanns you arsehole. In the old days you would only see a fox in the street very late at night but now it is not unusual to see one trotting around during the day. This is obviously because of the filthy cunts who throw their fast food around the pavement. Exterminate those cunts and you might not have to exterminate the fox. Live and let live i say. The urban fox, like the Pole, the Lithuanian and the Romanian is here to stay. He ain't going anywhere so you may as well learn to live with him. What if the Pole, Lithuanian, and Romanian are tuskers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Sam Fox is a cunt Karl Urban is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 I hate gingers whether they are fox or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 "Overturn bins"? What fucking world do you live in? Have you never heard of wheelie bins? There's no fucking fox that can turn one of those over , even when it's empty.While not being a vegan or hippy i must disagree with this nomination. I live opposite a "wildlife area" which is a small fenced in piece of overgrown ground.There is a gate where you can go in but i don't know anyone who has been in there, i've never seen anyone in there and, in nearly 30 years, i have never been in there myself. A few years ago the cunting council proposed to build a medical centre there but, thankfully, the local vegans and hippies (ie cunts like me) put a stop to it. It is very important, in my opinion, to preserve some part of the natural environment in the urban jungle. Yes it involves putting up with the urban fox. Yes the fox attacks pets that are left out at night (you wouldn't believe the noise a cat can make when it is being ripped apart.) That's why i keep my rabbit, Beyonce, locked in the fucking shed. Yes it has been known for foxes to enter a house and attack children. There's no fucking fox i have heard of that can open a door so that's your fucking fault you dumb cunt.If that happens to you then you are no better than the McCanns you arsehole. In the old days you would only see a fox in the street very late at night but now it is not unusual to see one trotting around during the day. This is obviously because of the filthy cunts who throw their fast food around the pavement. Exterminate those cunts and you might not have to exterminate the fox. Live and let live i say. The urban fox, like the Pole, the Lithuanian and the Romanian is here to stay. He ain't going anywhere so you may as well learn to live with him. I can imagine you saying this word for word on "Springwatch" whilst Kate Humble gets all hot and moist listening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 That's really unfair. I think they look great in their smoking jackets and cravats, with their 'Leslie-Philiips-in-a-Jacuzzi-of-champagne-with-a-bevvy of-beauties' demeanour. Hang on..... 'Urbane Foxes'? FFS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 That's really unfair. I think they look great in their smoking jackets and cravats, with their 'Leslie-Philiips-in-a-Jacuzzi-of-champagne-with-a-bevvy of-beauties' demeanour. Hang on..... 'Urbane Foxes'? FFS!!!! Groan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Fuck me. someone said something funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Fuck me. someone said something funny. When ? Where ? Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 "Overturn bins"? What fucking world do you live in? Have you never heard of wheelie bins? There's no fucking fox that can turn one of those over , even when it's empty.While not being a vegan or hippy i must disagree with this nomination. I live opposite a "wildlife area" which is a small fenced in piece of overgrown ground.There is a gate where you can go in but i don't know anyone who has been in there, i've never seen anyone in there and, in nearly 30 years, i have never been in there myself. A few years ago the cunting council proposed to build a medical centre there but, thankfully, the local vegans and hippies (ie cunts like me) put a stop to it. It is very important, in my opinion, to preserve some part of the natural environment in the urban jungle. Yes it involves putting up with the urban fox. Yes the fox attacks pets that are left out at night (you wouldn't believe the noise a cat can make when it is being ripped apart.) That's why i keep my rabbit, Beyonce, locked in the fucking shed. Yes it has been known for foxes to enter a house and attack children. There's no fucking fox i have heard of that can open a door so that's your fucking fault you dumb cunt.If that happens to you then you are no better than the McCanns you arsehole. In the old days you would only see a fox in the street very late at night but now it is not unusual to see one trotting around during the day. This is obviously because of the filthy cunts who throw their fast food around the pavement. Exterminate those cunts and you might not have to exterminate the fox. Live and let live i say. The urban fox, like the Pole, the Lithuanian and the Romanian is here to stay. He ain't going anywhere so you may as well learn to live with him. The McCanns..... You fucking stupid old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Broneyo's an Urban Spaceman Neil Innes, what a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Yep. They have almost cleared every last goose and duck from my local ponds and river. They catapult and eat ANY-thing with feathers or four legs. 30lb carp and specimen Barbel too, the cunts, and no fucker stops them. These fuckers are submerging the good ol British Gypsy. Bit like when the grey squirrels came here and fucked off the reds. That will be us soon. It won't be Camberwell Gypsy anymore. It will be Edenbridge Gypsy or Ashford gypsy or some other god forsaken shithole Gypsy. Im very very worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 By the way; that's a country fox in my picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 What about them spiders, they shit all over my camera housings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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